Leave a joke, please :)
The darker, the better!
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Put a smile on that face!)
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You know what's better than winning the Paralympics?
Walking
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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."
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My sex life.
:'(
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
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Thank you!! :)
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Thanks
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Thanks!
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Дякую! Thanks!
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kNOCK, KNOCK
Who's there?
The Door!
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Thank you:)
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My humour is so dark that if you were to whip it, it would start harvesting cotton.
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How do you stop a man from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water...
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Gracias
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Thank you
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Another joke about arab:
An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
– Name?
– Ahmed al-Rhazib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no… I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast.
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? - To get to the other side.
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Thanks!
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pkunzip.zip
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Why do black people always have nightmares?
Because the last one who had a dream got shot.
To be honest I personally find this highly offensive. I have black people in my family tree. They are still hanging there.
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LOL that was funny.
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick into your ass.
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Thanks :D
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-My dog has no nose.
-And how does he smell?
-Awful.
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Thank you!
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