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Good Luck! :D

unfortunately and unlike the common stereotype zombies make for horrible pets yet still work quite well as a deterrence against unlawful mailmen and women who keep trying to stuff more and more illuminati recruitment material into my mailbox but i digress while the typical zombie may well be fine for most people mine on the other hand has proven extremely difficult to train and i'm seriously considering sending him back to the pound but for now he's been tied up on a rope connected to my mailbox and i find it quite amusing to see the mailpeople do their best to shill their evil wares without getting bitten which sadly because from what i understand Bobby, my zombie, lost his legs in the freak zombie accident that left him the way he is and now must crawl and bite with a manic obsessiveness only ever otherwise seen in my ex-wife. anyway, this game while slightly tormenting to him (because of the lack of legs) should lift his spirits slightly as i've found that even though he doesn't understand how to use his litter box he's still more than capable of mouse and keyboard input. on behalf of both of us, thank you!

8 years ago
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