Tying the body parts to the hot balloons is the easy part, suprisingly.
You manage to balance the load (i.e., chunks of human flesh) across balloons so that each balloon is positively buoyant.
The hard part is moving them around in this relatively tiny and low-ceilnged room.
You get one balloon out the window, but in doing so knock the torch onto the curtain, leaving it considerably charred.
You get another out, but manage to upset the pot over the fireplace and get stew all over the floor.
With not much else left to damage, you get the remaining balloons out the window and watch as they float off into the sky …
… carrying most of the evidence of your crime miles and miles away, each to land in a different area.
And please, who would bother investigating the discovery of just a single body part?
Hopefully nobody, that’s who!
Turning around, you see the door open and who should enter but Corambis, Polonius’s twin brother!
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Thanks
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Is he my next target? Anyway IT IS HAMMERTIME
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