And it shall come to pass, that there shall come unto ye a multitude of people who lack for both games of the portals. And thou shalt reach into thine inventory, and verily I say unto thee, there thou shalt find a bundle of both games, that ye may placate the multitude with it. Now, fetch unto me some chicken wings. -- GabeN 21:12

It's a Festivus miracle, both Portal games at once!

...not really though, I had to buy them. With money.

Don't enter if you already own Portal or Portal 2. Instead enter for Portal 2 or Portal, respectively.