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Santa looks out the window and says looks like rain dear

Thanks;)Sorry I can't think of any jokes:'(

Cheers!

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How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?

Avogadro's Number

Thanks :)

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A pineapple :) happy xmas and merry new year to you Mr. Ole!

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arf, won't get the 4th copy, I know no joke :(

Thanks!

Thanks!

I farted

Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room."
Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."

George RR Martin can't tweet because he killed all 140 characters!

thank you

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Thanks

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks

Thank for the giveaway! A sandwich and a soup enter a bar. The bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve lunch".

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy : Me! I’m going home now.

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