This shouldn’t surprise you, but suprise! They’re too big to fit.

Limbs sticking out of the pot, lifeless eyes staring at you accusingly, etc.

You begin to cannibalistically consume the remains of your ex-girlfriend’s (yup) father when the door opens.

You turn to face whoever’s at the door, Polonius’s left arm hanging from your mouth by the fingers.

Congratulations! It’s harder to look guiltier than this.