What’s the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

I don’t cry when I’m cutting up a prostitute

thank you :D

My life.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

I love Grand thief auto you can do virtually anything.
I was able to experience killing a cop with rocket launcher and robbing a shop and and killing everyone in strip club

Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?

neither did she

i don't do joke :N

Thank!)

my gf insists on roleplaying as a 10 year old every time I have sex with her and I find it disgusting. I keep telling her :You're going to be 10 in a few years anyway. What's the big rush?

An old one..
Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field

How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. Two holding the ladder and one to screw the light bulb into a faucet.

A good joke :P
Thanks for creating this!

in a good joke :-D !

What is black and then white and then black and then white and...etcetera?

A nun rolling down a hill :D

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

My sex life.

how do you get a onearmed man down from a flagpole?... you wave to him. badumtish

My bank account... XD

Thank You!

Tell a girl shes beautiful daily , she wont even notice .

Tell her shes Fat once , she will never forget .... because elephants never forget.

From Sopranos:
A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary.
They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?"
He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to store in her new car, come home and still be happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works."
The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."
The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"