I have legitimate reasons to hate sleep, but GOING STRAIGHT BACK TO BED GODDAMNIT pretty much perfectly sums up my inner thoughts to like half the stuff in a day :P

I chuckled :D

a) I wake up smiling to the glorious sun/moon! :)

If had had 5 hours of sleep or more, it's normally (a). With 4 hours or less I take longer to get into gear...

b). Morning is only time during day when I can lay and think about stuff xD

I'm more an a) guy ;D

Definitely a)

e) I press the start button on PC and go to bathroom.

B

Not enough votes for d) here I have to change that^^ (Although most of the time it's a mix of a) and the above added answer e) :D)

Sleep again
(D)

C is really a good way to combat D!

B

e) turn on my pc

I feel like P Diddy.

b or d... More like b, i guess. :P

I go back to bed because I never get enough sleep.

D, I'm pretty much a nightcrawler.

I wish I had the luxury to choose b, but life happens, so d it is. ):

B all the way

thanks and...

e) go into a cave with my pet bear and hibernate

but my serious answer is:

d) Morning? What the f-. The light of the dawn burns my eyes T_T

I just get ready for work

Probably a) but without such smile, sorry world, sorry face :(

d) Morning? What the f-. The light of the dawn burns my eyes T_T

It's d), totally d)