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Look! What is that? It's the original one! The one and only... Sakura Spirit! Take it before... You know... Before it disappears. Because it might. The boss is not happy about it... Because... You know... The "nudity" and stuff... Other games don't have that! Only these kind of games! Cartoonish and totally fake nudity... Give me a break! It's just shapes! Come one!!! It's not like it's not being open about it... Come on! I'm walking here!!!

What? People do what? Seriously? What's hentai? What? Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide.
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes.
Look up to the skies and see...
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low.
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun.
But now I've gone and thrown it all away...
Mama, ooo...
Didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye everybody I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)...
I don't want to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me.
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico.

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come easy go will you let me go.
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go.
Will not let you go let me go (never).
Never let you go let me go.
Never let me go ooo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go...
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,
For me,
For me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye,
So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here...

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah...
Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me...

Anyway the wind blows...

Anywa...
It's bad.

It's just bad. Okay?

Okay.

At least it's not "The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno" or "Suck My Dick or Die!"
Gee, I wonder if those games will ever be on Steam...

6 years ago
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One can hope... I mean. I hope not.

6 years ago
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xD those are real games, the heckenstein

6 years ago
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"This isn’t your soft rape story." Sounds about right.

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