"I like my loot like I like my baby steaks, rare" - Borderlands 2 - Krieg
So wrong.................
Borderlands 2 is such a quotable game.
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Aww,here,here's a good one.Hey, do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? You wanna go back to my place and talk? Joe Barbaro-Mafia II
"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. " Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV
"You know, the world isn't run by the laws written on paper. It's run by people. Some according to laws, others not. It depends on each individual how his world will be, how he makes it. And you also need a whole lot of luck, so that somebody else doesn't make your life hell. And it ain't as simple as they tell you in grade school. But it is good to have strong values and to maintain them. In marriage, in crime, in war, always and everywhere. I messed up. So did Paulie and Sam. We wanted a better life, but in the end we were a lot worse off than most other people. You know, I think it's important to keep a balance in things. Yeah, balance, that's the right word. Cause the guy who wants too much, risks losing absolutely everything. Of course, the guy who wants too little from life, might not get anything at all'' - Thomas ''Tommy'' Angelo
''My judgment is lousy, but my hand is steady.''-Max Payne -Max Payne 3
''I can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you'' - Officer Frank Tenpenny GTA San Andreas
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"It looks like you chose the wrong party to crash" - Tenchu: Stealth Assassins (Echigoya's Bodyguard)
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"Now...would you kindly step into Ryan's office and murder the son of a bitch?" - Frank Fontaine as Atlas, Bioshock
"Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible told me so" - thuggish splicers, Bioshock
"Is, was, will be... Die, died, will die... What does it all mean? Nothing, actually..." - Rosalind and Robert Lutece, Bioshock Infinite
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same fucking thing over and over and expecting shit to change. That's crazy..." - Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3
"I've done things other people can't even imagine, horrible things... But I CAN come back from this, I WILL come back from this" - Jason Brody, Far Cry 3
"Serves you right! There will be no bugs in this game" - Sam Stone, Serious Sam 2
"Did you, Mr. President? I don't think so!" - Yuri, C&C Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge
"The Allies will give up their foolish struggle and join our glorious Soviet cause. Then TOGETHER, we take care of traitor Yuri" - Alexander Romanov, C&C Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge
"Hey look, meat pineatas" -Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior 2013
"Having sex is like playing Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you better make damn sure you have a good hand" - ancient wisdom from a fortune-cookie, Shadow Warrior 2013
"Sometimes I envy you bandits. You're so...unburdened by things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks, style...I could go on, but I wont... But I could! OOOOH, DIGNITY, I almost forgot dignity." - Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2
"All around the cactus plant, the Stalker chased the bandit/ The bandit thought twas all in fun.../ POOOOOOOOOP.....goes the bandit" - Tiny TIna Borderlands 2
"She's got a belly full of dynamite and a butt like you would not belieeeeeve" - Tiny Tina, Borderlands 2
"I'm telling you man, being a god sucks..." - Lilith the Siren, Borderlands 2
"IN THE FAAAAAAAACE. Want it, need it, gotta have it, BOOM, face shot, baby...IN THE FACE!!!!!! - Face McShooty, Borderlands 2
"Yes, listen to the psycho computer that just tried to kill us. Hey. remember when she told us The Vault was full of treasure?" - Lilith the Siren, Borderlands 2
"I hate pigs. But I love bacon." - Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D
"- Wanna make out? Nothing strange, just two hardened military dudes relieving their woes in a totally hetero way.
"The gas engulfed me and I could feel its warm embrace. In a moment, it was all over. But I didn't die...not exactly" - Hermes, The Suffering
"When I say goodbye, it's forever" - Richard B. Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick Assault on Dark Athena
"- Go to hell, Dalton!
I could go on forever, but I should stop. Sorry for abusing Borderlands 2, but I didn't even scratch the surface. That game is highly funny and quotable, sort of like Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother.
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With Tekken 7 coming to PC might be hearing Paul Phoenix's "No pain, No Gain!" more ;) also reminds of that side scrolling game in Tekken 3, "Chicken!" still can't say chicken without thinking of that
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Just wondering what's some of your favorite quotes from games, good enough you bring them up even AFK ;)
Eg
Age Of Empires - "WOLOLO"
Warcraft - "Work Work"
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