Hello, It's me BlepCat and welcome to my advice corner. Here I will be giving you expert advice from years of personal experience. I can give advice to almost anything. Need help finding the perfect gift? No Problem! Just ask me. Or maybe you need some advice on how
to cook the perfect meal for your self. I can help with that too! As you can see I can give advice on virtually anything. So just ask me and I can help you with all of your problems!

note this is a joke so make something up.

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Did Dr.Bleps advise help

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Yes, Thank you Dr.Blep you made my life much easier.
No, You were a great help but, I don't think it helped.
I blacklisted you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Father's day, day after tomorrow. Any idea for a present for my father?

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Obviously a sex doll.

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obviously.

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Obviously

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indeed

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+1 Indeed

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i concur.

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Agreed

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indubitably

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Y e s

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What is the point of putting a lot of cats on top of each other, if it's gonna be called a dogpile anyway?

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Well I personally think that calling it a dogpile is complete bull however I can't change it sadly and the point of putting cats on top of each other is because it's adorable

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So much blacklists... people are really mad =_=
Thank you. I'll ask u once may be

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Ask me anything flute.

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any advice to get out from friendzone Dr.Blep ?

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Kiss him/her in public then you will be loved for ever.

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Nice one Dr.Blep to get out from friendzone or to get slap from her, but i will take the chance :)

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Hello uhm, how do I pass an existential crisis?

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You must ignore everything about this "existential crisis" and move on.

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If a game's bad, but there's a reason to play through it, then how do I force myself through it?

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testicular clamps

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Making your friends/family forcefully make you play the game no matter how much you hate it. It works trust me. I know everything.

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What's the best way to break the news to a friend of mine that he needs to quit eating white castles because he stinks? I think he may have actually shit himself and not realized it.

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i did not

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Pull down his underwear while screaming "You see this shit John?! This is what happens when you eat too much white castle". Of course do it in public while he is eating white castles

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But then what do I do if he didn't actually shit himself and only smells like it?

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Try bringing him to his parents and ask them if they can smell the shit on him. If they don't either 1 you're crazy or 2 his family likes shit.

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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infinity wood chucks.

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So bye, bye Miss American Pie...……...

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How can I be cool and adorable like you Dr. BlepCat?

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Well, That's a tough one. I get asked this a lot but, I don't think you can. Unless you can invent something to turn you into me there is no way.

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Well in ancient german BlepCat comes from the word BlorpCat so 1 R. Trump will obviously try and nuke North Korea.

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You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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Once you finish your harmonica lessons you must sing to your giraffes to help them mutate.

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Are you telling me my advice is bad?

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She's also calling you an old coot.

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29, 34, 16, 44, 39, and 45.

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Thank you good cat

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Blep Blep?

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N e p N e p.

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What is going to happen if you type "google" into google.com?

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You turn into my dad and also start believe those viruses on the family computer came from video games

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lol! I almost choked on my coffee

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Google.

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Does the red shirts always have to die?

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Yes

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Dr. BlepCat, can you give me some advice on what I should ask your advice for?

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Anything.

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Well then, Dr. BlepCat is it true, that anything is not everything and yet something is better than nothing? Or is it just the other why round? And while you at it, is there a reason why I should ask your advice on anything rather than everything?

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Infinite reasons on things you should ask me and infinite reasons on why you should ask me.

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Wow, and here I thought only human stupidity is infinite.

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Many things are infinite there is an infinite amount of things that are infinite.

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I found $100, what do I buy?

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Obviously subway cookies ask for em fresh

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Lil Bub is the best blep cat, agree or disagree?

View attached image.
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...i mean, you have to smile, even if just a lil.

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Agree

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Please powerful space cat give me the numbers so I can win big and stop working and start playing 18h a day!

6 numbers from 1 to 49
5 numbers from 1 to 42

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2 29 6 15 47 38

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Oh thank you Mr. Magical cat.

Now 5 numbers from 1 to 42!

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17 45 29 36 8

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Thank you!

Only 45 is bigger than 42 but you are a cat so I'm still grateful!

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45 is not bigger than 42. Trust me.

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I trust you o wise one!

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You must understand though that you can't trust anyone else. Not even your parents. You can only trust me BlepCat.

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