When the game says ''Press Any Button To Continue'', you press [Button's name].

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKMS62GrTI

Smashing the keyboard :D

I press my "Eric" button.

Space on keyboard or A on controller.

A button on Xbox 360 controller.

squiggly

usually press the power button, the game always crashes for no reason. freakin ubisoft, man.

Whatever I hit

I press Alt + F4, all games always close, this sucks.

A tie between LMB / A / X / Enter

Game over. Again. spacebar

I touch my butt. Period.

agvde sometimes sgjte ^^

LMB, Space, Enter

https://vimeo.com/37714632

space

The button that resurrects me from failure. Ctrl.

I stare at my keyboard for a minute looking for the any key. When i can't find it, I press escape. If that one doesn't work, I call the game a liar and uninstall it.

Start button

View attached image.

yup i did space