What do you need to do before you die?

Play my countless unplayed Steam games.

Is this a trick question? In order for something to die, you need to be alive first. There I solved your puzzle. This forum has ruined me with its puzzles..

I need to get my life in order and make my mother proud before she dies.

Save my game.

To live.

Find true love.

Need to get Metapod and Magicarp to lvl 100.

Get a haircut and get a real job

Find out what i want.

You'll need to empty your bowels so you won't leave a mess.
Toilet humour FTW!

Live.

Make a friend who I ain't disappointing.

On my last day, games won't matter. I would like to just get a haircut, put on some nice clothes, eat a cheeseburger, preemptively empty my bowels, then start playing some crappy console FPS.

I'll die with a handwritten note next to me, stating "When it's on console, I can't stop playing! HELP!", causing the news of the day to assume that crappy console FPS games kill our grandpas.

Space

Win Skyrim here! lolnohopeleft

actually tell my mother I love her ;~;

I need to live before I die

Have sex...with a midget.

I needed to play FF7 and I did

I need to become an influential politician, meet my soulmates or at least one of them, have a child, leave a golden legacy for it. Read all books known as classics, play half life 3.

Hmm, what do I want to accomplish before I die?

Honestly, I just want to be happy.

Bad Company 3 and Half Life 3

Become a full dog brother

In all seriousness, have a beautiful baby girl... Eventually.

Eat bacon wrapped steak