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last time i cleared my history, which was about a month it appeared too, i laughed for like 5 minutes, mostly because i did entered a nsfw site, oh google.

"handy". I see what you did there, Google :D
But to answer the question, I distinctly remember seeing that about a year ago.

why don't i have this? :(

It's always there. They're just trying to be funny assholes :)

They know...

I never cleared my history in chrome.

My browser tells me that anytime I delete anything from my history.

:o