I'm starting up a new game of XCOM: UFO Defense and I need loyal minions soldiers to go out and die fight the alien menace for me. Any volunteers? If you want to apply, just comment with what you'd like your name to be. If you don't get selected immediately, don't worry, I'm bad at the game. It won't be long.

EDIT: Both XCOM base are now FULL!

Feel free to keep adding your names, but be aware that you'll be waiting until someone dies. Or in the much less likely case: we actually manage to build an XCOM Beta base.

We all new it was coming, the Memorial Wall. Any formatting tips accepted.

Official XCOM Memorial Wall

Date Location Rank Name
21/1/1999 Tehran Rookie Jennifer Dk-Z
21/1/1999 Tehran Rookie Holy Jesus
21/1/1999 Tehran Rookie McSquirrel
25/1/1999 Minot Squaddie Thexder
25/1/1999 Minot Rookie AhFeng
1/2/1999 Springfield Squaddie Squire Zed
13/2/1999 XCOM Alpha Rookie Stoner Fifteeto
18/3/1999 Singapore Squaddie Total Legit
18/3/1999 Singapore Squaddie Bokito
18/3/1999 Singapore Squaddie Kyro
18/3/1999 Singapore Squaddie Numeron
25/4/1999 Novosibirsk Squaddie Kupris
1/5/1999 Nanping Squaddie falCo
12/5/1999 Delhi Squaddie Maszyna
8 years ago*

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I've been asked by someone I know who is not on SG if they can be in the game. So this entry is to reserve Rk. Boomerang's slot on the payroll and probably memorial wall, but they don't need to know that.

8 years ago
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Rk. Boomerang has been hired.

8 years ago
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Forget cannon fodder, put the Goblin King in the cannon and I'll send them all to the bog of eternal stench

8 years ago
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Welcome to XCOM, Rk. Goblin King. Unfortunately, we have phased out projectile weapons such as cannons in favor of more powerful laser weapons. I am eager to see your results with a laser rifle.

8 years ago
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Lasers will suffice. Any excuse for a Disco!Disco!Party!Party!!

8 years ago
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Purple Heart reporting for duty!

8 years ago
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We're glad to have you, Rk. Purple Heart. Let's hope you don't get the chance to be awarded anything posthumously.

8 years ago
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Put me in coach!

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8 years ago
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XCOM welcomes you Rk. Above "Average" Joe. With that enthusiasm, you might just survive to see the end of the month.

8 years ago
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I'm very honored, sir!

8 years ago
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Rk. Guaca "Craze" Mole waiting for order, sir!

8 years ago
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Welcome to XCOM, Rk. Guaca "Craze" Mole. Congratulations on being the first to arrive in XCOM Beta base.

8 years ago
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It's an honor sir!

8 years ago
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Can I be the janitor? I'd rather not get killed...

8 years ago
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I'm sorry, but the XCOM Janitorial Branch is not currently hiring.

8 years ago
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grunt it is

8 years ago
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We are proud to welcome you to XCOM, Rk. Dingbat

8 years ago
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Rk. Dingbat is AWOL

8 years ago
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If you're still looking for a future dead soldier, i'm willing and able to fulfill that role.

8 years ago
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We're always looking. We will let you know when the paperwork goes through.

8 years ago
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We're glad to have you fighting with us, Rk. King California.

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Just came from a game of Dungeon of the Endless, where i was wiped on the last floor in the most frustating way. I'm so ready to die another disappointing death. Or maybe a better ending, i'm not that picky with it :)

8 years ago
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McMuffin Dong is happy to report

8 years ago
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XCOM is honored to be backed by the muffins, Rk. McMuffin Dong.

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You can't do that normally, and I'm playing mostly without mods. I think you might be thinking of XCOM: Enemy Within. I do think there is power armor. But that's a long way off.

8 years ago
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We're still a little ways off of power armor, but in the meantime, you can still help us fight the alien menace, Rk. Ding Hammer

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Jeremiah ''Steven'' Bologna signing up!

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XCOM is glad to have as enthusiastic a soldier as you, Rk. Jeremiah "Steve" Bologna. Unfortunately, due to a character limit in the computers that handle the XCOM payroll, we had to drop the 'n' from "Steven".

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Fair enough.

8 years ago
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Are you still accepting victims recruits?

8 years ago
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Indeed. Do you have a preferred name?

8 years ago
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Scruff "Scruffy" Man reporting for duty.

8 years ago
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Welcome aboard Rk. Scruff "Scruffy" Man. You seem to be aware of what's going on around here, so you may skip the base tour.

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Leeroy Jenkins reporting for duty!

8 years ago
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Welcome to XCOM Rk. Leeroy Jenkins. You are welcome to charge mindlessly into combat just so long as you follow orders.

8 years ago
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o7

8 years ago
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Useless Freak, ready to die! :D

8 years ago
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Welcome to XCOM Rk. Useless Freak. You have been randomly selected to be first off the ramp in alien terror missions.

8 years ago
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Thank you, Sir!
I feel honoured, Sir!

8 years ago
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Oh, oh, too many have given their lives already. Must join, too!

Rk. ?, never played the old X-Com Sappy is already a walking dead!

8 years ago
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Rk. = Rookie (no ranks)

8 years ago
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Welcome to XCOM, Rk Sappy. Always remember to prime the grenade before you throw it and never point the side of the gun with the hole at yourself.

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wait, what? D: :D D:

8 years ago
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Vile Dent 1st presenting to duty, Sir!

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We are glad to have you fighting with us, Rk. Vile Dent 1st. Welcome to XCOM.

8 years ago
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I'm glad to serve, Sir!

8 years ago
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Benjamin Carmine reporting for duty. Just keep me away from corrosive substances.

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Dingza Buttroast sending in draft signup sheets for inspection

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Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (arnold schwarzenegger from predator). the aliens are "one ugly mother..."

8 years ago
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And I'm just sitting here, watching how everyone dies..

8 years ago
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Don't worry. You'll get your turn.

8 years ago
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reporting for duty (he said duty, hie hie)

8 years ago
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Join the X-COM army they said. It would be fun they said.

8 years ago
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Is it too much to ask to give us battle reports so we know how we fare? :>

8 years ago
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XCOM Beta mainly fields a skeleton crew of soldiers to ward off alien base invasions. You may start doing field work once the third hangar is complete and we have a second Skyranger. You will be getting reports every time you are promoted above Squaddie and in the event of your demise.

8 years ago
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Rookie FalloutGreek ready for assignment ! Point me at those alien fuckers and i'll make them potato mash !

8 years ago
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Well, it would make your game too easy if you put Duke Nukem in... Those aliens wouldn't stand a chance.

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