Hola everyone. I've decided that I want to start a new group that will do giveaways for the community here. I am looking for no more than 20 people to join me in making hellish puzzles that make people feel like eating their own eyeballs.

A small description:

I'll keep things short. The goal, is to give away things to the community, not to our group. I don't care if you do ones to the group or not. If you do, awesome, if not, that's cool too. Our goal, will be to make damn near impossible puzzles. I don't just mean things like my brute forcing puzzle. I want puzzles that make people think, that make people's brains hurt and make them want to pull out their spinal cord and die. I want evil. Why? Because I'm an asshole. I like to see people suffer. However, I also like to see people get excited for the chance to get something they will enjoy.

Think you're up for the challenge of making other's hate life with the promise of a small reward when they finish?

If so, then please read the rules

Still think you're up for the challenge?

Leave a comment here saying you are interested and tell me the following:

  1. Why you are interested
  2. How many people you plan on pissing off with your first puzzle
  3. Your favourite colour
  4. How much of an evil asshole you are willing to be on a scale of Hitler to Miss Umbridge
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7 years ago

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You must also have given fortix at some point, as you aren't really a part of the community if you haven't.

I'm quite new here, but I believe things have changed a bit. Fortix lives in legends and myths, sure. But currently the community seems to worship Bad Rats.

7 years ago
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Bad rats has always been an item of worship. It will always be. However, forix is a rite of passage as old as steamgifts itself

Plus, it's a dollar and easy to give away

Think of Bad Rats as Jesus and giving Fortix is like eating the communion wafer for the first time.

7 years ago
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I've actually put in there now that it is a joke rule, but it will score bonus points.

7 years ago
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In that case, please forgive my ignorance!
Hope someday I'll grow strong and wise, I'll conquer my fears and cast away my doubts, and when the time comes, I'll give away Fortix!

Good luck with the group! I kinda like to solve hard puzzles. Some of them at least :)

7 years ago
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I don't actually expect to get many people interested, but it's worth a shot. Hopefully I'll get a few at least. I said up to 20, but I'm realistically expecting 2 or 3 tops to want to do it lol

7 years ago
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Hey ifwa, I think 1 giveaway every two months might be a little tight for most people. Anywho I can recommend you to talk to revilheart, he is good in those types of stuff. He might be interested

Good luck! <3

7 years ago
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I figure with how many groups require group only giveaways be done monthly, one every 2 months isn't too bad, it's only 6 a year and hopefully people are able to meet that. I know many on here are, it's a matter of if they want to do the puzzles or not.

Also, I'll need to get revil's attention if he enjoys this kinda stuff

7 years ago
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I take it no one wants to make people suffer like I do? I'll just have to be a double asshole now

7 years ago
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Closed 7 years ago by grootbutmadeofbamboo.