Should Bears conquer the world and make peasants humans their slaves?
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As a part-bear, I can see both sides of this issue. Yes, I am a badger, so I have seen all kinds of discrimination. Black, white, anti-bear, anti-weasel. We've seen it all.
Now, I want to take a moment to just remind you all that not all bears are alike (and is quite racist to suggest such a thing!). They run the spectrum from the lowest of pedobears all the way up to the more humble of polite Mighty Bear (earthbound), so think carefully before you vote. I know it's easy to get caught up in the excitement of a pro-bear world, but we still need to vote responsibly!
In fact, I would like to suggest that a number of half-bear candidates be entered. A badger, a sloth, and perhaps a koala. I would have suggested a red panda but they try to abuse their charisma and never stick to the issues.
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At first I was like "Yay! Love the bears! Totally gonna support these awesome hairy bastards!", but then i start reading comments and gone "Oh, but that dude right, cats are rule! But look at that fox, it's so adorable! Hey, I see your point, wolfs have the power" and all that... So even though I'm totally support you I guess I'm not very loyal... Squirrel!
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Oh, now I'm definitely joining your side!!
Well, at least until someone call me even cooler
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The sheep flock wishes to support your motion for taking over the world, as the human race is obviously incompetent to the task. (And also because like us, bears are cute). We demand immunity against being eaten AND being shaved for no reason other than making another race a pullover and you'll get our votes.
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Intro
I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that humans are a hateful race, even to those whom are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Bears, can eat you peasants with one bite.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and my self as "President of the Universe™".
But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why should Bears be the new master race.
We are adorable.
Proof
Proof
We are intelligent.
Proof
Proof
We are fabulous.
Proof
Proof
We don't discriminate the different colours of our race, we are a family.
Proof
We can play metal.
Sauce
We have the famous pizza bear painting.
Proof
We are scary when we need to be.
Proof
And even you most resourceful, skilled survivalist has the 'Bear' in his name and therefore proclaimed by us "The best human alive".
Proof
Proof
Convinced?
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Disclaimer: For those doubting our disciplinary methods, we also have an army.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ→ᴥ← ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ╲ʕ·ᴥ· ╲ʔ ʕ/ ·ᴥ·ʔ/ ʕ☞ᴥ ☜ʔ ʕᴥ• ʔ
And these guys:
Bearvengers
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