Clickbait?

FOR AGAAAAAAAAAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

you got me good you wittle devil

You forgot the Angry Dragon, Strawberry Shortcake, Alabama Hotpocket, Cosby Sweater and the ever popular Hot Carl.

Risky click? I think you mean safest click, because no matter what, you aren't going to lose... Okay, fine, I suppose there are a lot of possible negative outcomes.

Wait, how did I get here??

AGATAAA FOR-EVEEEEEER

Oh boy, I clicked. STOP INFECT MY COMPUTER!!

Oh my, what a dangerous virus! Don't click it, people!

Will you risk it. Will you?!

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I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I've already removed my clothes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Thank you very much! Why so inactive lately?
I thought you had turned into a zombie or something. :(

I've clicked and I got greased up and wrestled! :)

What's with the cauliflower?

Who wouldn't click SexyJesus' link? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edit: I looked those names up. Jesus, I trusted you and now I have to erase my browser history. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FROM FALSE GODS

Reminds me to play that awesome game more often.

Jesus, please don't use shorteners. It's better if people can see the entire URL they are clicking on when they most over the link.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.