Now’s your chance! Join my awesome group!

Yes, yes I know I’m a whole 97 cents too late, I apologize for it, but don’t whine about that! See the bright side! We are now accepting new members - it could even be you!

Our marvelous group regurarly hosts fantastic giveaways. In fact right now we have three giveaways open, though I’m afraid you are too late for those. But never mind that, There are more goodies to come!

So what do you have to do to be part of this awesome community? Well, first you have to make an giveaway worth over 20 points as soon as you are accepted. Then you will have to pay a subscription, 50 points worth of giveaways per 3 months of membership! It is well worth it, trust me, all of our members do this (except for me tbh but what did you expect?). You must make sure to thank for every giveaway you enter and you must do so with an original haiku. Finally, you also required to be on the chat 24/7 (that means in your sleep as well) and click any referrals that are posted there.

So what are you waiting for? Post below, you have 5 days. Then I will go through all the submissions and select the few sucke—eh I mean lucky candidates who will be accepted as noobs in our spectacular community!

Edit: It would seem that many users got this thread wrong. I am very serious when I am saying that this thread is not a parody. It is something else that also starts with a "p". And I suppose you could say it is a virgin because no one has entered it yet. Don't let it die a virgin.

Edit 2: I tried to make it dead obvious from the beginning but in case you failed to notice I was not serious. This thread is a trolling thread, a parody of the leecher admin threads and a puzzle, which is now over with 2 users that solved it but no entries. It was definately worth it, I had a lot of fun reading your comments. Someone even hated it so much that he popped up in the group chat changed his name to "Fuck You" and then left. Thanks for participating and see you next time!