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I'd probably sit on the floor.

Hm... I'd break both chairs and sit on the floor, with my mother, playing poker.

We'll stand, thank you very much. In a case like this, too much sitting would be bad for one of us, if not both. There's a lot of unknown factors such as the size of the dildos, sharpness of the blades, and even knowing what material each is made of. The dildos could be made of steel whereas the blades are made of the same flexible plastic as dildos normally are.

Also, thank you for the giveaway.

i bring 1 gay and 1 masochist i order gey to sit on chair with dildo and masochist with blades and i walk out of there with my mother in explosions with rock in background hell yeah!

I would just simply remove the dildoes and the blades from the chair, make tea, sit on the chairs and enjoy the tea with my mum :))))

My Mom and I would never go in that room to begin with, unless the chairs were hidden, in which case we'd leave as soon as we spotted them.

I CALL DILDO CHAIR! -pushes mom out of the way-

Throw them both away and sit on the keyboard

We refuse to sit.

i'll sit on my moms lap. as for where she will sit, i'll leave that up to her. She'll be taking one for the team anyway. thanks for the giveaway!

ill actually answer the question and say mom goes on dildos i get the blades. no pain hurts more than emotional pain =D.

Well I will accept the mission but not complete it.

a paradox is a half true statement most of the times :)

Uhh, I would take the blades off the chair and keep them. As to the Dildos I would let my mother choose if I can blow those fuckers (Geddit?) up

Who needs chairs when you can levitate using meditation? :P

Dont really need to think about it. Ill take the blades, cos damn my poor old mother needs to get laid :P I can take a few cuts to the arse to make sure shes happy

Возьму пики точены и срежу хуи дрочены.

Cut dildos with blades.