Hmm, I'll post about my strategies for dealing with procrastination later

Meh, ill read this later.

Hmm... Gotta say something smart, that fits the thread...

TL;DR.

The trick is to procrastinate in your procrastination. If you turn it against itself, it will always overpower and cancel itself out.

You could procrastinate by listening to a podcast about procrastination

Oh god.
You must be me.

Procrastination is simply a form of avoidance. You could start by answering the following questions for yourself:

1) What am I avoiding?
2) Why am I avoiding that?
3) What am I gaining by avoiding it?

If you can answer those three questions (which isn't always easy), then you can begin to work through your procrastination. Quite often, the fear we have of something that might happen is much bigger than what we would have to deal with if it actually did happen. When the benefit of procrastinating becomes less than the drawbacks, we start to move through our inertia.

When you get to the point where procrastination is no longer appealing, it can help to break up our course of action (or goals) into smaller, easily accomplished tasks. Instead of "I'm going to clean my room," try "I'm going to throw the bits of paper on the floor into the wastepaper basket. Once you start moving, it becomes easier to make progress. Be sure you ACKNOWLEDGE PROGRESS, however. If you don't give yourself credit for your accomplishments, no matter how small, it is easy to get discouraged.

Get some drugs, I should...

Timetable everything you would possibly want to do around what has to be done. I don't procrastinate when I know I will have time for something later and follow steps

What follows is the result of my personal experience, it may or may not work for you. :)

For the everyday stuff I keep a simple post-it with the things I have to do.
More complex chores are sub-divided into steps that are isolated in time or space. (e.g. "school application" -> "renew ID" + "gather documents and send")
Rather than checking what you did, CROSS IT OUT, so the list gets shorter every time you see it.
It seems trivial, but it's really helping me. This way I don't forget stuff and, seeing simple tasks written down rather than trying to keep all in mind, makes me feel like I have less to do -> I feel like actually doing it. :)

For the big things of life you can try a similar approach. Dismantle the things you are scared/annoyed of/by into the steps required.
E.g. to "get a job" is discouraging (and hard, frankly), but to "update CV" + "check for employers" + "send/bring CV" is a lot easier to do and, even if you don't do them all in one day, you START doing them and see yourself PROGRESS through them.

Good luck! :)