Instant space cat, no winner needed

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand VahidSlayerOfAll's joke. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also VahidSlayerOfAll's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Steamgifters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike VahidSlayerOfAll's jokes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in VahidSlayerOfAll's existential catchphrase "Instant space cat, no winner needed," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as VahidSlayerOfAll's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a space cat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 RCV points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

is that one of the picks you get if you pay? it should be if not

Nothing is real, the Cosmic Spacecat dreams our reality