Thanks.

My pick up line: Did you just shit ? because you blew me away.

I lol'd

Hey babe! wanna fuck?

Hey girl, I was reading the book of numbers, and realized I didn't have yours. ;)

My favorite pickup line:
I wish I was your math home work, because then I would be really hard and you would be doing me on your desk! :D

This one and this one

Does anyone know this comic, by the way?

this

Cool fact: The voice actor of Volibear is also the same voice actor for Joe Swanson from Family Guy.

Is there something wrong with your phone? Because it doesn't have my number in it!

"What do you mean? An African or European polar bear?"

"I put the STD in 'stud', now all I need is U' ;)"

But...but polar bears don't break the ice. How else do they move?

It's difficult to calculate their weight since only 10% is above the water. The other 90% of a polar bear is beneath the ocean where we never see it.

Im the perfect user to reply to this.

Done

EDIT: even SG opened a new page just for my comment, damn

depends on polarity degree.

My favorite one is "does this rag smell like chloroform?", works 100% of times.

Edit: someone digged old thread and I didn't noticed :(