Building Whitelist

Ps3 is best console!

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My gift/sent ratio.
My level.
And my funny picture.
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Because I'm a dragon.

My ratio.

Edit: What more are you looking for? Charm? Wit? Democratic sensibilities? My desperate longing for validation?

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK?" the officer asks, "These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."

Because I already am on it
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well unfortunately i have no level or ratio to show (but have got a giveaway going on) but thats were everyone started didn't they i think leting me in will help me advance and become an active member OF THE COMMUNITY BASDISBN (sorry that was bifferd) anyway thanks for the chance

P.S heres your picture http://www.mexicolore.co.uk/images-6/654_00_2.jpg

Because I'm hung like a baby hamster.

My gift/sent ratio.
My level.
My funny picture.
And my ability to copy pasta.
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i can't give you any good reason to add me to your whitelist. all i want from you is your permission to watch you sleep throughout the night.
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My good looks and charms? Because I wrestled a bear once?! Because it's Friday? Because i'll sell you a really cheap kidney and/or slave?

You should let me in because red pandas are cute :D
http://www.hdpaperwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/30.-A-little-red-panda-by-Harimao-Lee.jpg

just because

My ratio is even, I give honest feedback, and try not to give Thank You Spam. My name saves important human anatomy.
append Kevlarunderwear to Whitlist

Because I am me. Here have a pun.
A spaish magician is going to disappear on the count of tgree. Uno, Dos, he disappered wothout a tres.

Because I'm a sexy beast?
Or maybe because I am so damn cool
Or maybe because I am just plain awesome

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My level. Because I am a duck and this joke

A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General began, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What we’ve decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We’ll start on the left, boys, so what’ll it be?” Soldier 1: “The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!” General: “Very good son, that’s 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds” Soldier 2: “The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!” General: “Even better son, that’s 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds” Soldier 3: “The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!” General: “That’s a strange but fair request, son! As the general begins the measurement: “What! Son, where is your left pinky?” Soldier 3: “Falkland Island, sahr!”

because potato :)
and one good music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw :)

Can me being mario and having music get me in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHyClC1BfH8

I have none. But bumping this because of good thread.

I'm very very white. Any list of white things without me on it is incomplete... don't let your white list be substandard ! :-)

Can this baby camel get me on it

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Because I'm the best DJ on Steamgifts.

I'm a wolf :3 and I'm white