What does everyone do for a job?

Part-time librarian, and am still a student.

I work at Ubisoft. Im the guy who made all the great games like Watch_Dogs and AC Unity

Was a game software tester a few weeks back on paper, turns out the game & software were exercising bands. Am looking for another job after that hiccup

Day: Selling stuff at music market
Night: Banging drums at bar

Hand

I'm a professional torturer... I MEAN, DENTIST!! Yeah... dentist...

I am at a secondary school of engineering (Biochemistry and Microbiology)
It actually is fun,at least to geeks with kinda high IQ and no hobbies(like me)
Not even kidding.

Systems/Network Admin for a transportation company.

Making meth and killing people.

Still a teen, hence me still being in the elementary school, 9th grade. But I'll most likely work with PC's, anyhow (Hardware, software, programming, anything that will interest me)

I'm a salesperson. I sell things. Especially extended warranties. EXTENDED WARRANTIES!

No kidding, 100% honest for me.

No job, fighting Department of Veteran Affairs of a spinal injury the doctors at the local VA is telling me has caused permanent nerve damage. At 50% disability right now, always fun getting $822 a month to live when you can't work or do much of your own yard work. So stuck sitting around the house way too much.

ERP Consultant

i sell my sperm. and in my free time i'm a web designer/developer

I'm a procrastinator

I don't work. People work for me...

Your mom!
But that's a hobby. I am working as an engineer in a research centre (no details though :P)

Im a student of dentistry and I dont have time even for a part time job...

I work part-time as an English teacher while studying foreign affairs at my university...

I'm a teacher

Plant molecular biologist but currently self-unemployed.

I sell my sperm to animal sperm banks, who knew bear's sperm was so valuable?

I like turtles.