Do you like puzzles? Really easy puzzles? Stupidly easy puzzles? Do you like game keys? Game keys for free games? Game keys for free games given away freely?

By the power vested in me by Lord Gaben I just married your likes. For the stupidly easy puzzles which game the key corresponds to is self-evident even before you've finished completing it.

Puzzles:

Key claimed by satsukirebel Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #1

Key claimed by imskeleton Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #2 which is identical to the stupidly easy puzzle for stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #1 but contains a different game key because the game is the same but this is a second key!

Key claimed by CaptainMcCalvo Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #3 which is identical to the stupidly easy puzzle for stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #1 as well as the stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #2 because it is a different game key but the same game for a third game key for the same game!

Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #4 which is identical to the stupidly easy puzzle for the stupidly easy puzzle for the freely given free game key #1 as well as the stupidly easy puzzle you know what this is stupid you know how this sentence ends.

Key claimed by joeythesaint Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #5 which is a totally different game and thus a totally different stupidly easy puzzle and in fact is a more stupidly easy puzzle than the first stupidly easy puzzle!

Key claimed by nicknames Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #6 which is a totally different game and thus a totally differently stupidly easy puzzle and in fact is a more stupidly easy puzzle than the first puzzle but is actually a less stupidly easy puzzle than the second stupidly easy puzzle!


Giveaway Ended Stupidly hard puzzle. 405 pieces from a screenshot of Hexcells Plus, one of my favorite puzzle games. This is for for Dead Space 2, if space murder is your thing. All wins activated, no multiple wins of the same game, and no VAC bans are the only SGTools requirements. For the masochists who weren't tortured enough reading the crap above, here you go.

Edit: Oops. Can't count. So stupid.

BONUS CRAP 'CIPHER' because this thread isn't terrible enough:

Yellow - The Yellow Artifact: SKZS9-SH39Q-Y4SDU

4ll the klve5 one neep5 to solue thi5 kr4ddy 'kidhertext' 4re in thi5 5tvdip 5entenke, if one i5 only d4ying 4ttention.

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... wait, what? Um, that was unexpected.

I solved puzzle #4, mostly inadvertently. So I claimed it. Thanks for the puzzle, I'll stop here.

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Stupidly easy! To use a Britishism: Exactly what it says on the tin.

Fun fact: That's a Britishism because we (Americans) don't call it a tin, we call it a can (though sometimes people might say tin can).

Fun fact addendum: It's a British idiom because of an advertising slogan, which is why we Americans don't say "what it says on the can."

Fun fact addendum #2: People say tin (or tin can) even though lots of cans aren't tin-plated steel, but aluminum.

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fun fact
some ppl might call it - canteen

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Fun fact: I think Canteen is a great name for a baby girl.

7 years ago
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Which #4 did you claim?

7 years ago
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Sorry about the confusion, I claimed "Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #4 which is identical to the stupidly easy puzzle for the stupidly easy puzzle for the freely given free game key #1 as well as the stupidly easy puzzle you know what this is stupid you know how this sentence ends."

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Ah, no I didn't. I claimed "Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #5 which is a totally different game and thus a totally different stupidly easy puzzle and in fact is a more stupidly easy puzzle than the first stupidly easy puzzle!" not the other one.

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LOL. The confusion was mine. I didn't learn 2 count.

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Thanks for the puzzle! I solved and claimed #5

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Did you claim what I called #5 or actual #5?

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it was what you called #5. Right now it's #6 (AKA the last one of the easy ones)

7 years ago
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Solved and claimed #3 :D

Thank you very much :D

7 years ago
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I've solved the insanely hard one. I hate You. I claimed the key.

7 years ago
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I was gonna congratulate you, but then I remembered that there's no key there, but a link to a giveaway. Also, 0 solves so far.

Fake Real Edit: YOU LIE!

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Tried to trick us as well as perhaps discourage solves.

Sad!

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All the puzzles are solved multiple times (except the hard one).

Some people have trouble just coming back here to say, "thanks. I took it."

We need more cbones109s up in here.

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Though in that case that one was claimed by joeythesaint long ago. Just couldn't be sure because I am terrible at counting to six.

Maybe I'll get lucky and they will all be publicly claimed and I can have my faith in humanity restored. Temporarily.

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I just claimed "Stupidly easy puzzle for freely given free game key #1."

Thanks!

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Look at the big brain on Brett satsukirebel.

Edit: Misremembered the name of the doomed character.

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Free Keys! Sorry, for spamming your thread ;) just wanted to post them somewhere, your puzzles are still awesome ;)

VITRUM:FJQYV-HZKNY-B3HFW
COSMICROCKETDEFENDER:X93WP-JAKB3-0ZIIX
SOLARSHIFTEREX:7HCHT-Z7JJ9-D0X30
QUICKSLICKDEADLY:N88QR-BN9TB-JCTEZ
LUCIUS:9V2PC-95X9N-HRMBD
BUNKERUNDERGROUNDGAME:LZAIJ-APBQ2-J54YF
ASTEROIDBOUNTYHUNTER:97BFK-F0CRM-YJ4XI
CLICKR:5IA07-7QME8-RAB3Q
SHIPLORD:0WBFG-EM8VE-7BZ63

7 years ago
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I took Fallout 4. Thanks!

7 years ago
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Took Shiplord and Solar Shifter Ex, sorry I took two keys :(

7 years ago
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I took #2, thanks!

7 years ago
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So cool those puzzles is there somewhere a tutorial to create them?
Thank for the answer

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  1. Stupid easy.
  2. ???
  3. Puzzletastic.
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I dont understand :-)

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Alternate directions.

  1. Take the lime.
  2. Put it in the coconut.
  3. Drink them together.
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Alternate alternate directions (NSFW):

1. Take the weed.
2. Put it in the coconut.
3. Light that @#$% up.

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Thank you for the tough jigsaw puzzle and the giveaway.:)

BUMP!

7 years ago
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thanks for the yellow artifact key.

And of course bump

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You busted my cipher! You should crack iPhones for the FBI.

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That hexcells puzzle.. You're a sick sick man.

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Thank you.

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