Today is my birthday - Try to win a ticket to the party ;)

Happy Birthday! Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Cat Pictures always win

Hello Sxcnn and happy birthday and here it goes:

The positive side of being an oldie:

• You’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
• You’ll save a fortune on shampoo.
• Your hernia operation will make you a star at the local pub.
• You will look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles.
• You have survived the humiliation of middle age.
• You’ll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions – you no longer have any.
• You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
• You’ll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz.
• You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions.
• You don’t need to make an effort anymore – people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.
• Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you’re a super sex machine.
• You’ll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
• Your failing eyesight saves you the anguish of seeing your disintegrating body.

happy birthday!!!

Happy Birthday!

I think us 26 years older should stick together ;).

Happy birthday. =)

Happy birthday! :)

Happy Birthday :)

Happy Birthday and thanks for the GA.

Happy birthday! :)

I'm not going to bother appealing to your funny bone.

If anything this has taught me not to try.

Turns out SG has a terrible sense of humor.

You should all be ashamed. >_>

Here are the 26 comments that I've chose:

• CJV25
• cryonseris
• whitdemon => the second gif
• porosus
• skanda
• KingDemon
• Muskotti => I don't understand anything but it's look funny :)
• francyboy
• Caerbannog
• Geekea => nice attention, welcome to the party :)
• TheDopefish
• josgba2002
• TheSmiler => don't understand :)
• thylast
• CrippledLamp => Earl of Lemongrab Feat. Will Sasso - Adventure Time
• Snapper => same
• Rexx
• Jerzayl => nice wall of text ... and I've read all :)
• nikolapc
• FrozenBlade => enjoy this place
• MrFabio => nice one
• YVaam => nice reference
• NSnake => Second gif is pretty fun
• arimajeen => nice one
• Eisenzange
• BlackDraft

I've invite people so accept me, you can remove me later if you want :D

oooh i made it on the list :D

I missed your giveaway, Happy Bday anyway!

Happy birthday!