[Giveaway] Sunday is my birthday, but I'm celebrating all weekend!

Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day ^-^

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Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!

Happy Birthday Deth!

Happy birthday!
Patrican IV Steam Special Edition & Rise of a Dynasty DLC

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was all cut off? He's all right now

happy birthday man, have a nice weekend

Happy birthday dude. Don't forget to Party Hard

Happy Birthday!

Happy b-day!

Happy birthday!

Capsized

Today, at work, a woman demanded a refund for a video game. She had no receipt, so due to company policy, I couldn't refund her. She reacted by loudly accusing me of being racist, then yelled that she'd see me in court as she finally stormed out. lol

Happy birthday. :)

I would love Patrician if you enjoy the story.

A few years ago I was at a bar, and started talking with an older woman. I assumed she was about 40 but it turned out she was 58.
Some hours later we were both quite drunk (and had made out a bit) when she asked me if I wanted a mother-daughter threesome with her.
She was pretty and I could only imagine what her daughter looked like. Naturally I said yes.

We left the bar and she could not stop talking about how this was my 'lucky night'.
She took me to a flat nearby and when we got inside she turned the lights on in the hallway and called out:
"MUM! Are you still awake?!"

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just s... naaah nevermind :P

Happy B-day!

Happy birthday!

Patrician IV + DLC

Got an invitation to a WebEx meeting (online presentation) yesterday. Joined the meeting. Did listen/watch to the host.
Was not really my topic but quite interesting.

After around an hour the host said to me "Now Matt, this will be very important you for your presentation at XYZ so listen closely".
I said "(Bro), I don't have a presentation @XYZ"
He checked my surname and realized that he had invited the wrong person.
So he had to the same shit again the next day.

We all laughed our asses off even the host.

Ende gut, alles gut! :O

Stealth Bastard.... Sounds good lol...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday and thanks alot :)

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1) Patrican IV Steam Special Edition & Rise of a Dynasty DLC

2) Here's a story I wrote a long time ago as part of a high school English project.

One summer night a long time ago in a faraway land, Wally the bridge guard was guarding a bridge. It was looking to be a normal uneventful night, when a beautiful young woman came up to him. Now, Wally isn't the type of person to fall too easily for these kinds of ladies, but this one was special. She had lost her shoe, apparently, and she wanted it back. But it wasn't any old shoe, oh, no. This was a Super Crystal Shoe of Awesomeness +15, and she just needed it back.

So Wally, being the nice guy that he is, looked around, and lo and behold, someone had placed the Super Crystal Shoe of Awesomeness +15 in the lost-and-found box! What luck! Anyways, Wally was pretty happy, and the damsel was pretty happy, and Wally was pretty happy for the pretty happy damsel so everyone was pretty happy that night. And then the damsel became the empress of an exotic empire and Wally was stuck guarding bridges until he died.

But that's life, isn't it?

1) Happy (upcoming) Birthday =)

2) Patrican IV Steam Special Edition & Rise of a Dynasty DLC

3) I have 2 stories for you:

There was a man taking a morning walk on the beach. He saw that along with the morning tide came hundreds of starfish and when the tide receeded, they were left behind and with the morning sun rays, they would die. The tide was fresh and the starfish were alive. The man took a few steps, picked one and threw it into the water. He did that repeatedly. Right behind him there was another person who couldn't understand what this man was doing. He caught up with him and asked, "What are you doing? There are hundreds of starfish. How many can you help? What difference does it make?" This man did not reply, took two more steps, picked up another one, threw it into the water, and said, "It makes a difference to this one."

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist, Tony, walked along the pier and saw a fisherman, Juan, unloading his modest catch from a small fishing boat.
"How long did it take to catch them?" asked Tony, "Not very long" answered Juan.
"Then why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked Tony. Juan answered that his small catch was sufficiant to meet the needs of him and his family.

Tony inquired "Well what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings I go into the village, meet my friends, dance a little, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life"

Tony rudely interupted, "Look, I have a business degree and I can help you. What you need to do is start by fishing longer every day. You can sell the extra fish you catch and with the revenue buy a bigger boat, catch even more fish, and buy an even bigger boat, and so on and so on untill you have your own fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middleman, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants or maybe even open your own plant, maximising your profit even further. You can then leave this little village and move to Cancun, Acapulco, Los Angeles, or even New York City. From there you can direct your huge enterprise"

"How long would that take?" wondered Juan, the fisherman. "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years" replied Tony condescendingly. "And after that?" asked Juan.

"After that you'll be able to retire. You can live in a tiny village by the sea, sleep late, fish a little, play with your children, take a siesta with your wife. And spend your evenings in the village, dancing, playing the guitar and singing with your friends"

Congratulations on your birthday and thanks for celebrating with us!

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"I'm Batman"

Happy birhtday!!

hapy birthday! and thanks for the giveaways!

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I just moved house and I was looking around the village that was now my home. It's a small place so I decide to venture out to the wilderness surrounding the village. As I leave the village I hear the shouts of an old man. He was being attacked by a dog-like creature. Quickly I run over to the man and he shouts to grab a snickers from his bag. I open the bag and there was the most delicious snickers that I've ever seen.
Om nom nom nom!
It was also the most delicious snickers that I've ever seen. Then the weirdest thing happens, I grow wings. But I thought that only Red Bull could give you wings! Then my hair grows, grows really long, really fast. This isn't just the hair on my head though, it's the hair everywhere. Now I'm a flying hairball. I don't know how this will help the old man and I try to ask him this but all that comes out is fire. So now I'm a flying hairball that can breath fire. It doesn't take long for me to destroy the dog and the old man thanks me. His name is Peter. Peter explains how I will stay like this for a few more days and over these days lots of things will happen. He says that I might have really big feet and 8 arms but that's all. Slowly I relax as I realise it's not going to be that bad until he says that I might hallucinate and have a weird obsession with fairies and rainbows. Then a big crack opens up in the ground and a fiery demon reaches up and eats me.

The End.

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A Chinese man went to get a job at the railroad. When he got there, he eventually found the boss.
"Hai! I rewally need a job. I can do anyting!" he exclaimed.
The boss man looked at the Chinese man, and decided he was too small for this kind of work.
"Sorry, but this work is very hard, and I'm not sure you can handle it," he said.
"But I can do anyting! Anyting you wants me to do!"
The railroad boss guy thought for a bit, and then said, "OK, there's one thing you can do. You have to get up really early in the morning and go to that supply shack over there," pointing to a shed a little distance away. "When the men come to work, you have to give them their supplies. Think you can do that?"
The Chinese man was delighted at this and excitedly said, "Yesh! I can do dat!"
"You gotta be early."
"I can!"
So the next morning the men came to the supply shack and it was locked. They told their boss and getting angry, he went to open it himself.
When they got there, the boss opened the door, turned on the light, and from behind some crates the Chinese man jumped out and screamed, "SUPPLIES!!!"