Brain-Dead Teen only Capable of rolling eyes & texting, to be euthanized

Ahhh, Onion.

They think of the silliest things. :P

Oh, god... :( That's horrible! Those parents are retarded! She's just a normal teen! They just don't want to talk to her!!

Parents = win

The Onion it's just so hilarious.

Brilliant

My first Onion News. During first minute I was like 'WTF?' then I was 'LOL!".

I remember how much of a drama queen that Onion used to be, idk if its still like that but every vlog or similar was a cryout for attention.

Its sad considering he has some potential as seen in that vid.

Throughout the whole video, I was smiling, as soon as she said "piss poor attitude" I burst out in laughter

I really wish this was real.

Onion >.>

XD
I love The Onion.

Funny stuff! I'm a little concerned about "second-hand ignorance" that is mentioned.

Man, I forgot how awesome the Onion is XD

"Are you f'real killing me right now"

Nice. If there would be more parents like these, then world would be much better :D

haha lol'd too funny thanks for sharing

Sad, but it was the best decision that can be made.

Heh. That's a good news report for The Onion.

"Are you for real killing me right now"
Good stuff.