Going for a drink

Dear friends

I decided to go out for a drink in the local bar in my town, in hope finding something that I desire.

The barmaid got me a beer, When she gave me the beer she had a look of someone who just broke up. So I would not rule out that she’s a child who cries a lot, perhaps she has a shaggy friend who abused her regularly or that she has no vagina. But she was pretty nice looking and made my tree grow.

I put my friendliest smile when she hands over my drink. "Thank you Femke” I happen to know her name, which was a bonus.

I didn’t care about her grief, but because I was still at the bar, I might as well start a conversation. Who knows, perhaps i could put my in tree inside her black hole tonight. I gather all my courage, went a little closer. just before her, and asked ; "Is everything okay Femke?". "No, everything is messed up. My boyfriend cheated on me. "Now I saw a couple of small tears from her eyes roll. “Is this why she looks so sad? ?”I though to my self. Well I didn’t see that coming to be honest, what a bitch. Her boyfriend cheated on her like who cares....

This girl needs to hear the truth, and with a dose of drink in my crotch, I was the right person, "shit happens , I do not blame him. Monogamy is for mindless people. The bitch looked like she had just seen a cholera butterfly flying. Well I couldn’t care less and when on with my story. "When I look at you, Femke ... you look like a profligated sex kitten, my advice: Go polygamous through life, maybe you kick it to porn star, you never know Femke!" She did not know what she went through, who is this complete idiot? "You're a freak, fuck off please."

I followed her advice and left the bar, looking for some juicy girls where I can put my tree in. Perhaps I could finish this evening with a bang! I’ve spotted my target, two decent girls, not super handsome nor ugly extreme. In their face expression I saw that those girls were in this club for one thing: heavy kissing with me and perhaps I could take them to my basement. Anyway I was the right person for this. I will not brag too much about it, but in 40 minutes I was heavily kissing with the hottest of the two.

I was getting bored off it. My tree has been dry for a long time so it needed to be sucked "Can you possibly get some wine for me?" She asked., "Sure, all you have to do is blow me on the toilet. "With this proposal, she apparently disagreed 'Heeh! Wtf are you saying, I am not a whore !!', 'two wines then? Go away or I'm leaving. "I had one chance. "Okay three wines . Now the measure was full and she walked away angrily. It was time to leave ......
Once outside, there was a poor man singing the song “Bring it on home to me”. I had 18 euros in my pocket, and I gave him everything. He deserved it.
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