What do you do when life gives you lemons?

DON'T MAKE LEMONDAE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons what the hell am I supposed to do with these!? D you know WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
(Burning people! He's says what we're all thinking!)

NB - From memory.

Lemon party!

i paint that shit gold

I make some grilled salmon with a dish of white rice, and some vinegar salad. Then pour the lemon juice on the salmon and salad.

throw the lemons at someone i hate then i tell em to go eat it.

RUN FOR MY LIFE

Trade them for TF2 items

squeze it to people's eyes or SELL IT $$$

I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

Lemon-grenade

i don't make lemonad!

Give life a slap around the face. "Lemons?! Go get me some grapes, dammit! And make sure they're seedless. So help me god I won't be held responsible for my actions if I find seeds!"