How Many Virgins Do I Need To Sacrifice To Win A Giveaway?

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Are you sure they were all virgins?

Estimated wins: 0.06

A lot, keep going and don't give up hope.

15 giveaways entered. Sigh
You have a long way to go pimpin.

six hundred and sixty seven virgins

See my wins? You want to be like me? Read this.

Did you send your monthly bribe fee to the mods?

You have to be patient, you can win on your 24th or 534th. Some guy won a giveaway i did with an estimated probability of winning of 0.09, he had 3 days in this site.

Just enter more giveaways and god please stop killing those girls

10, but for every your sacrifice who isnt really a virgin your count shall increase by +10

You must sacrifice your first born to the god of random numbers.

that should increase your odds by about 50% if you are lucky.

Not sure if serious

haha good luck finding another one these days

You must offer 666 virgins to Satan, then you gotta do the rain dance in the desert of your choice (twice), lastly you gotta SWAG as much as you can without YOLOing, not even once, only then shall you win.

If you sacrificed all the virgins registered to this site, you probably would greatly increase your chances at winning a public giveaway.

But, then most countries with internet sufficient to run Steam would imprison you for your actions.

Your choice.

it does not matter what you do - 69 is always the magic number

Steamgifts - A Machine for Virgins

Only one counts; yourself.

Try sacrificing yourself. That should do it.

You need to sacrifice 13 virgin goats at your cg shrine ...

Psst, you aren't meant to sacrifice the virgins...

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just send me two living female human virgins and you win

Maybe you should start sacrificing kittens instead.