Your most awkward moment?

Man... Those things happen so many times in life, I couldn't say...

When I accidentally the whole thread. That's so awkward.

Well share one bro xD i also got a lot of awkard moments which im gonna share,but you go first. :D

When you are with a chick and you have to fart and you need to figure out a way to get away for a moment so you can relieve yourself lol

Once a girl farted when i was near her......... That was really awkward

I shat myself when I was 2.5 yo, can't remember anything else though.

This was back when I was a kid, I was on a coach from Paris to somewhere in the Netherlands, and beforehand whilst I was still in Paris, I drank like 16 small bottles of water because it was really hot and I was really thirsty. Once I arrived to my destination, I realised I had pissed myself, really badly. This was on a crowded coach, full of people. Terrible. I think I was about 11, not sure tbh LOL.

My memory on the details is a bit fuzzy, but I don't think I'll ever forget the incident.

I was working as a computer consultant in the university's Lab, one day, and was struggling to help a cute girl who had made a tremendous mess of the files she had been working on. After sweating over it for some minutes, I realized she had borked some of the system files, as well. I sighed heavily and said (under my breath), "They don't pay me enough for this."

"Well, you could always go find another job," said my boss, who just happened to be sitting in the row behind us.

Moral of the story: Before you shoot your mouth off, keep in mind that "the wrong person" may overhear it, then speak accordingly.

I sometimes fart so loud during sleep that I wake up halfway through the fart. It's awkward.

Accidentally seeing Futa, then realizing I liked it.

Once I went for movie, the guy at the counter said 'Enjoy your movie!', I replied. 'You too!'

..... awkward

I wasn't allowed to leave the classroom to take a piss and pissed myself when I got the toilet. I only peed a little in my pants though so it wasn't that bad but it was still visible. However this was like in fifth grade or something and it would have been way to embarrasing if everyone knew that I pissed myself even slightly so I bashed my knee in the toilet and fucking limped out looking like I was in a world of pain.

People asked "omg what happened?" and I told them that the floor was wet so I fell and hurt my knee, and my pants got a little wet. Everyone believed it and I limped home like a retarded champion.

Every time I take off my pants.

damn so interesting adventures u got boys,bumping it for moar

Looking at myself In the Mirror

Calling my Teacher Mom when i was younger

Leaning in to kiss my x and having her scream she's gay

Sneezing in public while speaking and accidently blurting a word that sounded like nigger (I got my ass beat)

Need i go On

not mine but i still cringe about it til this day.

me and my mates all half pished walking from one pub to another one, theres a group of girls in front of us and one of them is staggering all over the place. my mate shouts 'hey youve had a wee bit much to drink eh hen' and when she turns round it turned out she was disabled. after much apologizing we body swerved the pub they went into and headed to another one.

When I was at university I made a funny mobile mailbox message for my cell phone where I played a Take That song (Pray) in the background and greeted any possible callers with 'Here is the gay line, please leave a message cutie!' with a cliche gay sounding voice. Only my friends and close family members had my phone number back then so it wasn't a problem and everyone laughed when they heard it (including one of my best friends who is gay - before anyone accuses me of homophobia).

When I finished university I started looking for a job and I guess you know what happened. One of my possible employers called me and I missed the call. I didn't even think about my mailbox message anymore, but there was something strange in the voice of the caller that made me remember it. I didn't get that job (no idea whether it was because of the mailbox message), but since then I have the regular 'This is the mailbox of ..., please leave a message after the signal' message.

When I told this one girl that I really liked that I had a crush on her in front of the class during middle school.
A year later, when I started high school, she moved to a different high school.
I regret nothing.

I made a "game" about my most awkward moment. All I'll say is it involves a girl and I don't think I could look back and laugh over it.

There's many.

For example being rejected by a girl which attended same lectures as I did. The next day after the rejection she just sat next to me in a place where all the students assembled. No one said a word but there was a huge awkwardness for the next few days.

It's also awkward when you have to go to a meetings where you don't know anyone or where you don't even want to go but you have to. You don't know how to act, what to say and so on. I mean, I always figure it out because I'm pretty social but it's still awkward nevertheless.

Most awkward is definitely when I was in a gas station WC. We were on a school trip. While I was peeing someone was trying to go into the toilet. I expected it was my friend and I said "[his name], not yet. Wait a moment.". Then most beautiful girl went into the toilet and I was absolutely confused. She hasn't seen anything but it was really weird. Besides, she was asking about door - why wasn't it closed but I couldn't say anything sensible. ;_;

this thread is awkward

I won Fortix, which I didn't get, because I forget to post a comment :D

ump cause its fun to share xD