I have a beggar and a chance to troll her, give me ideas

Well if you want to troll her i suggest you could give her fake legit keys then at the end. End with like some key like STOP-BEGG-INGB-1TCH

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Edit:also talk in complex monolouges with unrelated metaphors and anecdotes

Hmm.... cards that is a tricky is there any shit cards which are cheap but if she want games then go with the fake keys and every fake key you send her just say oh sorry wrong key or some valid excuse.

Send her a postcard instead.

say you will give her games if she sends you timestamped nudies ;p then block communication. then you can do whatever you want with them ;)

what exactly would you gain by acting in this way?

i suggest that you do nothing,and if she does ask just decline and say "sorry but no" i really don't see the point on acting on any one like this (evil/trolling),

Be completely in character as David Sarif; discuss cards as if they're augmentations.

i can be your beggar baby ( here is the clip for it with misspoken lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU ) :)

i'm a girl just like the girl singing :D

" tits first cards later "

Haha.....seek an evil idea and thou shalt find it!!! Soon enough it'll be hard to choose which to go with!! XD

accept the trade, add all your cards to the trade, click ready, never click make trade. troll

This is the best idea......you ask HER for freebies instead and see her response!! That means you can't be David Sarifishy because he doesn't need freebies.

Just go here(David Thorne) and choose one, or mimic the random monologues.He sure does know how to deal with random people.I just love that guy!

Use a chat bot.

You put on your robe and wizard hat

Just tell her that you're not getting anything from me. :F

Yeah, be David Sarif. Cut her legs and arms off, and replace them with superior prosthetics! :D :D

This is evil, and something I personally would not do, but when thinking of the most evil thing one could do in a situation like this, here's what I came up with this. I take no responsibility for your actions.

1: Browse her inventory. Select a few cheap items (henceforth referred to as "thejunk").
2: Select an item she does not possess (henceforth referred to as "goosechase"). Goosechase is ideally:
2A: Expensive, but not too expensive. Read the rest of this post and make a judgment call. She must want to make the trade enough to go through the effort of acquiring the goosechase.
2B: (optional) Marketable
3: Offer her the most expensive item in your inventory for thejunk + goosechase. It must be a "so good you can't refuse it" offer.
4: Deny any counteroffers and wait while she searches for goosechase. She will likely overpay, or possibly spend Steam Wallet funds purchasing the goosechase from the marketplace.
5: When she returns with the goosechase, open the trade window but do not accept. Wait for a minute or two for dramatic effect, then tell her you said the wrong item by accident. Return to step 2 until she blocks/removes you.

Beewbies for a refined. Happened to me once ;)
If the wife hadnt been looking over my shoulder... maybe

tell her that you're seth rogen and want to shove up a joint in her pussy! Lol

Do the Yatterman.

Delete her and move on. Dont waste your time.

Say that you agree to give her some cards, open the trading window and then pull the "I'm trying, but there is some technical malfunctions, zOMG, Steam just won't let me!!!111" spectacle as long as you can.

Then find out where she lives and chop her legs off.