And if all that crap wasn't bad enough, I was struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra yesterday :/
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So the daiquiri episode kind of left me with a blackout. Oops.
Too much alcohol with do that to you kids, drink in moderation!
Somehow, I did get a funky-looking belt and a lock thingy for reasons that I can't remember though. Poor replacement for a real banana skin, but it's kinda cool and useful in it's own way:
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Yep, story is done. Guess I can stop rambling like a maniacal psychopath again.
Train departs in about 2 hours, time to pack your bag full of P's and see if you can find all the wagons.
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I escaped. Wouldn't be much of a story to tell otherwise, would there ? :P
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Right. Well. If next time I do something like this it turns into a "50 shades" style failed attempt at porn, I'm going to blame you, ok ?
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As intreguing as the prospect is, I of course can not allow one of my own kind to be sacrificed in such a fashion.
Would you settle for a nice, sweet, juicy strawberry instead ? I hear they're in season...
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Such story. Much peeling bananananananananananananaBATMAAN!
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First , I made a train of cheap GA's for The Midsummer Madness event and lost the starting station. Then I found it again thanks to some helpful SG forumgoers. I was happy.
So a bit later, I was just doing my thing, dancing down the street and along comes this bitch that snatches me up and peels me. I managed to escape, but now I have to dance around naked. That's not the worst, in my peel-pockets is where I had the directions to the train station, which were supposed to start on June 12. So now I lost it again :/
Then I had this mishap involving lightning and a venomous snake. Knocked me out cold for long enough, but when I woke up I had somehow become a grand-master in Kung Fu. By now my skin will have rotted though :/
So I vowed to track down the bitch that took it from me, and I'll have my revenge! And hopefully find the way back to the train again.
... except that I got distracted when I tried to turn myself into a daiquiri.with the help of a bottle of rum. Somehow I found a spiffy new battle suit while I was intoxicated though. But since I've been wearing that I feel like something's messing with my head. More than usual.
So maybe I wasn't exactly right in the head when I finally tracked down my mark, but I found her, I put on my shiny new combat suit and started challenging here a bit, goading her into making the first move ... and her first move was to break down and cry.
Turns out, she'd heard of some distant land that she wanted to go to on summer vacation. God knows why, place sounded horrible to me, what with it having this massive volcano, and with the populace consisting of shadows, unpleasant locals and such. But she seems fanatical and eventually came up with a semi-coherent explained that since she "could not simply walk into" there, she was looking for transport. She thought I had a train ticket, so she tried to pickpocket me and accidentally lifted my skin.
What the hell was I supposed to do with that ? Anyway, the whole scene took the fight out of me, so in the end I just yelled at her a bit that my train doesn't need tickets, and that anyone who wants can just hop on. Even offered her a ride, can't guarantee that it'll take her where she wanted to go though...
And guess what ? After all that, it turns out the train station was actually called Out there somewhere.
I knew I was overlooking something obvious.
THE END
PS: This whole shitpost is to promote the GAs I have lined up for the Midsummer Madness
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