Second recruiting wave - Crazy tough hardcore badasses

This says it all.

I'm already in. I didn't see the second game giveaway, what was it?

I'm so badass, that when I ask my bad ass, how badass I am, it gives me a bat to the ass!

I'm so badass I stubbed my toe and cried for only 15 minutes.

Got a new bottle of ketchup?

I'm so badass my body makes too much blood just for the hell of it and refuses to give it to others

I'm batmun. nuff said.

hi.

I am so badass that I have the same name as a food. A badass food.

I'm watching the 24hours version of Nyan cat 2 times a day while beating chuck norris in my badass milatary fort!

I hope I'm badass enough.

I'm the genetic lovechild experiment of both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. So no other man in the universe can defeat me.

I'm so tough that I'm tough.

Yes, I finally made it into the salty spitoon! Runs in

I'm so badass that I beat Protagonistic everyday. AND I'm wearing a fricken scarf, AND Santa hat. Can anyone get anymore badassery than that?

I'm so badass that when i fart, a planet somewhere blows up

I stumped my smallest toe and only shed one tear, that's how tough I am.

I am so tough that i only accept invites at first recruiting wave,sorry.

im eric cartman. therefore, badass. and big ass too, but only because im BIG BONED!

I'm so badass that I'll humor you by posting on this thread. :P

I'm so tough I pee rusty nails..ow...

I`m so badass that when I do the shoppings I don't need a shoping basket/cart.

I'm so bad-ass that I can watch a whole episode of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" alone with all the lights off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHRybvv4Fh0

Im so tough Im made of a long hydro carbon structure

Im so tough i blew out my birthday candles without making a wish

I drink water from the tap.

flex