Private give away , 10 entries , The basement collection !

On coming home from a late night at the office, the partner at a presigious law firm discovered that his basement was flooded. He summoned a plumber. The plumber arrived soon afterward, with a spare set of overalls and a cap that said "Blue Collar Guy".
The lawyer, still dressed in his an expensive suit, silk tie, and gleaming wingtips, chuckled. "I like your hat," he said. "But you're the first plumber I've met who brought a change of clothes to a job." The plumber smiled.
The plumber went down into the basement, and the lawyer heard him working downstairs. Before too long, the plumber came back upstairs. "I'm almost done down there. I'm going to write up your bill, then I'm going to go out to my truck for a tool I need to finish up."
The plumber added, "The overalls and hat you asked me about, they're not for me. I'm looking for a new assistant, and I was hoping you might know somebody who wanted the job." The lawyer responded, with more than a hint of condescension, "I'm a lawyer. Who would I know who would want to work as a plumber?" The plumber shrugged, and handed the lawyer his bill.
A couple of minutes later, when the plumber returned from his truck, found the lawyer, dressed in the hat and overalls. "I had a chance to look over your bill while you were out," the lawyer said. "You found yourself an assistant."

Why did the writer love living in his basement?

It was a best cellar.

cue groans

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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window!

Mad Cat

Why do hipsters live in basements?

Because they are underground.

badum tiss

I can't, I don't like jokes :'(

whats a basement full of blondes?
the beerstorage

i dont know whether its still funny its a german joke actually :D

I don't have a basement, but one day I will have one where I'm gonna do my weird stuff!

Edmund McMillen: From now on, you will refer to me as Edmonda.
Tommy: But isn't Edmonda a woman's name?
Cue fight scene.

how bout a funny pic of a basement :D? Basement clicky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqaW2tLo1T4

what do 2 nerds on a basement?

BAD JOKES

badum tsx!

heres a toching story: once there was a guy named dude, and he wanted to tell a joke, butt the joke gonna move that gear up so joke was moved to a gear the end...(the sotry book throwed on the fireplace) piece

also i lost my sandvich, if you find it call me, reward: half-sandvich (fake number 1337-666-404)

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its wings is both the same!

Why do 90% redheads are easy? Because if the roof is rusty, then the basement is always wet.

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:D

knock knock
whos there?
yodelayhee
yodelayheewho?

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.