The Random Quote Thread

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

“I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.” - Brick Tamland (Anchorman)

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
Borderlands 2

"......" -Mr.Bean

"You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!"

"let's go"
-estragon

" you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit" Anna Farris / Brandi ( Observe and Report) in reference to unattractive females having their makeup done.

Anything from Liz in Wild Arms 2 is delightfully nutty, arguably due to the tricky job of translating his formal speech from japanese

Liz: Don't leave me here! How about having a party to boost morale?
The alternating events of joy and sorrow will taint future
developments.
Liz: Being impatient is a waste of energy. Be that as it may, the
Shooting King's background has no close relationships.
Let's go, Ard! The friendship cross.

Liz: Punch Drunk Momentalism.

Liz: Ah. What a tragedy! I will assist even at the risk of my life!
Let's go, Samurai. Rah! Rah! Freedom! Freedom!
Ashley: What the heck are you doing? Are you only going to cheer?
We better do something ourselves!

Ard: Ard...Ard, Ard. Ard, Ard. Ard, Ard, Ard. Ar...Ard, Ard...Ard,
Ard. Ard...d. Ard, Ard. Ard...Ard, Ard. Ard...Ard, Ard. Ard,
Ard...Ard, A...rd. Ard, Ard...Ar...d.
Liz: Ard is saying "Thanks".

Ashley: Don't meet his gaze. You won't petrify, but judging from
previous experiences, you might lose consciousness!
............
Liz: It seems... If you take calcium before bed, the absorption is
best. No one fusses like Lizard.
Liz: (We could just let him die. That's one possibility.
I mean, the guy has lived long enough already.)

"Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! So everybody strap in, cuz I'm about to open some fucking windows.."

"Humans talk too much. Like the tank." Grunt (Mass Effect 2)

"Lets be reasonable and logical in the way we act" Said no woman ever.