Unlike other mews, I won't be putting up any requirements to join other than to just ask here and hope for the best of mew possible. Here's some quick questions that I think may be very relevant:

Why am I going to be making hidden giveaways just for this group?

For the sake of the mew which doesn't exist.

Does this mew have any hidden rules like other groups?

Yes, you need to be able to understand what mew even means and why it's definition is so flexible. Most people in the sg chat can explain this.

What do you have to do when you're in this group?

Nothing other than enter my giveaways.

Will we be harassed by users for being in this group?

Very likely, I'm setting the invites to owner/officers only. If you get harassed then all you have to do is copy your chat log and submit a ticket of harassment.

Hey, sexy.

That last one wasn't a question but is my general greet for most people.

All you have to do to get in this group is touch, mew and ask if you can get in.

EDIT: Having trouble inviting people through web browsers due to java errors. See me in the group chat and I'll try to get to you.