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I'm sorry but if half of it has been exploded, I don't believe anything will make it run faster.

How is this intel's fault exactly? Shouldn't you be blaming yourself or Steam for not getting the game sooner?
The HD 4000 isn't a bad integrated GPU, the 3000 wasn't bad either. The bad ones are the HD 2000 and earlier.

That machine seems to be a bit overpriced for the specs unless I am missing something, I wouldn't really buy a laptop expecting to get good game performance unless it is a specialized high performance laptop, nevertheless if you are going to it is better to get one with the newer nvidia or amd intergrated chips.

intel HD graphics suck, is better having an APU if you plan to fully use graphical power, but still most of the laptops have intel HD graphics without any GPU, worst are the Mac laptops for more than 1000€ come without GPU xd.

If you can give back this laptop is better doing it, HP is not a good brand as well as Acer, for that money coming without GPU is overpriced I think. You can get better an Asus laptop if possible to replace.

Non-gaming laptop
Non-dedicated graphics chip
Expects decent gaming performance
Blames manufacturer for perceived fault

Diagnosis: Failure between chair and keyboard.
Prescription: Reality check.

"Non-replaceable" Sure, if you don't have a clue what you're doing. Take it to an expert, they'll tick in an Nvidia card.

Sounds like you hate your bad choices, save up and either get a different computer or grab a used one at a pawn shop for cheap. Do your homework first on it though.

Amazon usually lets you return things I think. But you'll have to pay for shipping etc

Kiiiiiinda your own fault for not doing your homework. :P
HD4000 should be able to run less graphically taxing games but don't mistake it for a gaming laptop. I wonder what was in the humble bundle that was so bad, indie games aren't typically very taxing (oh hello another platformer with "retro" graphics).

Doesn't matter if its intel or amd, an integrated graphics solution isnt meant for an intensive game or task.

Don't blame intel for what's obviously your fault for not looking into things further. Run games at lower resolutions, turn settings down, and try game booster. In the future if you purchase another laptop or desktop try to find one with a reasonably decent discrete GPU.

You can actually get a decent gaming rig with an i5-4460 and a R9 280x for that price.

Why do you assume iGPU would ever run anything well.

If all else fails, you can simply format it, install one of those lovely free non-windows Operating Systems that are floating around, and then sell it on. You obviously haven't had it long, so you can sell it on as "as new" and even disclose your willingness to operate as a go-between for the original warranty if anything goes wrong (though mention you will require postage costs if it comes to that). If the seller on amazon wasn't just a storefront, perhaps to them about transferring warranty ownership to someone else (as you plan to sell the item due to your mistake).

You won't recoup ALL of your losses, but you'll be able to recycle most of the cash you bombed on that laptop and put it into something better suited for gaming. Once again, laptops are not a good choice for gaming. They are designed first and foremost to be portable, and anything that comes after that is a bonus. If you don't like the idea of a full tower gaming computer, I would seriously consider looking into an mATX PC of some sort. If you know how to build your own computer you can get a surprising amount of power into a small space, provided you take some time to consider a suitable case and the size of the parts. If you don't know how to, shop around online.

I would have made one myself but I'm clumsy and don't have a good work surface or lighting to really build one (getting stiff wires into place is a pain). Consider cutting your losses by selling it on and investing in an actual gaming PC. It always sucks when such a blunder happens, but on the bright side, it's the kind of mistake that you only make once. I hope you manage to work something out soon!

I hate Corsair!!! I bought 2gb of Corsair RAM and it turns out that 2gb is insufficient for my needs, they should have sold me 8gb instead!!!1!!!1!

This is your logic.

It's not that the PC is bad, it's just way overpriced. A laptop with no dedicated GPU and those specs should have been like $500-600 max.

Next time do your research when buying laptop...

Sorry, but you're just really unfit for computers, try something else.

Yeh Intel hd graphics are shit

You paid $800 without even knowing what you purchased? Woooot really? Maybe you learn now.

Anyway, Intel is awesome. Don't hate.

Bump for solved, have the game though