...cg consumed my life by letting me join Steam Gifts. Now I'm rarely ever on this site and most of you probably don't recognize me, but why should you when I'm never here?

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the conductor of a terrible train. I mean this thing derails almost daily and everyone should avoid it at all costs. Seriously.

Why are you moving your cursor towards the shiny blue link?

Hey!

GO AWAY!!

Fine... board the train then. I hope your affairs are in order. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Derailment Express

Oh, and members of the Blue-Heart Club, stay tuned for more cakes/pies/ships/factories/and what-have-yous. <3

UPDATE: Blue-Heart train has arrived. :D


EDIT: Some haters are trying to hate. Okay, no, I love you all. Yes I have 3 candles at the moment. This is the Express Train! I technically don't turn 4 for about 9 more hours. So yes, I sort of know how to count. I think. Anyway, I put a fancy little picture here to show it will be turning 4 later tonight. Deal with it. <3<3

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4 Cakes!!!!
you are the oldest n grumpiest guy I have seen.

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Ahahaha. I like that. <3

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Happy Cake Day!

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Congrats and thanks :D

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first happy cakeday!
hope never have to wait on a rail crossing with such a long train ;-)

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HAPPY CAKE DAY :D

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Wait, 4? Shouldn't it be 3?
Also, happy cake day!

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I have about 9 hours to go. This is the express train!

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Wow, four years... I didn't even know that Steamgifts was that old yet. Now that I think of it, cg had his cake day a few days ago, so it makes sense. Congrats on sticking around Steamgifts for so long!

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Yeah, I'm a crusty old guy.

And thanks for questioning my ability to count. :p

<3

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I didn't knew you could go that.

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I was about to mention it >.<

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Congrats!

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Bumpity~! Happy cake day!

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Bump for a a train with many rarities!

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Hmmm... There is only 3 candels on the cake next to your name :)

Happy cake day!

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Well, technically it will come in about 9 hours.

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it would be neat if you had candle for each year

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Congrats and thanks for the train

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Happy cake day! :)
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4 candles what?!

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<3

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another silent guy...

jk. xD happy cake day!

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Happy cake day! What a rare sight, this twain.

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happy cake day and thanks for the train! :-)

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Welcome Back.

nice train

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Happy Cakeday, guppy and thanks a lot for the train. I must say though that you have the most chaotic way of ordering the giveaways by level :p, that was so evil.

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Muahahaha. Why do you think this thing derails all the time?!

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Cake is love, cake is life.

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happy cake day

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Thanks for Skyrim!
Happy cake day !

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That was a magical mystery tour of a train!!

Here's hoping to get Space Farmers!!

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happy cake day man!

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Happy cake day! ^^

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Happy cake day!!

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Happy cake day!

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Closed 9 years ago by guppy44.