To get to the essence of why anime should be abolished from Steamgifts, we must first recognize that Japanese are resentful losers and why their propaganda of mongolian rice tapestry is a final, insignificant bastion of spitefulness. In the 1930s and 40s, Japan was a ruling empire slaughtering millions of innocent Chinese and Americans, sometimes even extending their raptorial hands on repressed ethnic groups and Australians. They launched a sneak-attack on a Sunday morning, knowing that Christians would be praying, against the peaceful nation of United States in Pearl Harbor. I understand that history is no longer taught in American schools, and that's come about at exactly the same time as anime.

Anime, or as I refer to it, "Emperor Hirohito's Revenge", is a hallucinatory form of moving pictures that replaces reality with childish fantasy. Western animation is fantasy too, but it always has a moral compass. Tom is a cat, Jerry is a mouse. Tom wants to eat Jerry, Jerry shoots Tom in the face with a .45. And a strong moral lesson is learned.

But Japanese media in general has no such values, because it comes from the imperial Japanese (who had no morality) after they became even more nihilistic having lost the war and suffering two atomic bombs.

Anime is entertainment of the worst kind. It is simply wrong with plots ranging from the pseudo intellectual to the cheap 3 PM sitcom and there is nothing remarkable about it. The worst is that it tries to hide these flaws behind shabby characters whose excuse of progress is moving from antagonists to allies and vice versa, this while pulling some pathetic speech that is supposed to supplant credible reasons. The average academic recognizes that anime is garbage, and they may enjoy it, hate it or be completely indifferent to it, but all that while recognizing that the medium itself, regardless of their opinion, is simply bland and uninspiring.

The modern kamikaze decided to promote the cartoons of dystopic Japan in order to brainwash rest of the civilized world, hoping that the unrealistic expectation in cup size would make men apathetic towards real women, while at the same time keeping women at bay in their escapist vortex of satisfying but dishonest portrayal of what love actually is. And now with the tsunami, we can see how right we've been the whole time.

Oh and .

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Anime

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DESTROY CHINESE CARTONS! :v

"#bananimus&mangos2015'
'#removetheweebs2015'

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What's a bananimus? an animated banana? D=

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Was supposed to be a hashtag, but it kinda got eaten up.

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Sorry to bring you back here :d
You can use ` to avoid unintended/unwanted formatting. You just have to put your text in-between two of them and it becomes simple text.

Also I thought bananimus was Anonymous with bananas. It sounded so delicious...

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Nice, i'll remember that! Thanks :>

We are the Bananymous, eat us! :v

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In what language is that? :O

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Same in swedish XD

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What do you have against boxes?

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Boxes are pure evilz! :v

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Nope, you simply don't understand enough the nihon culture of animè and mangos to fully appreciate masterpieces like Cory In The House, so you should really educate yourself.

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I think you should watch some Tenchi Muyo!

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Do you know how long I've been waiting for the right opportunity to use this gif?
The time has finally come... Here I go.
(Just to clarify, I'm not serious)

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http:// at the start of all links

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I'm a ninja editor, already done. :P

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Tiers got into my eyes :'D
+1111

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You don't like anime? One moment, just let me grab a weapon.

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Is it bad if I took a moment to see if it was actually possible she was hiding it there? :)

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I had to look several times

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Oh it's possible. There's just a nanite factory between her boobs that produced it on demand.

... right?

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That's exactly what I was thinking!

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O.O

Not sure how to respond to that gif.

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I rather they ban cat gifs.

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As well as everything else cat related.

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But then what will you see when you win? Ron Paul maybe?

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Animation required. Please add lens flares. xD

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This should do.

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But that's reddit gold behind him.

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It only a rough draft D:.

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There there...It'll be okay.

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Yes! Please!!!!

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What about anime cat gif?

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yes, please.

now, with this i will get into some blacklists:

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on some whitelists too

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i'll fix the gif for the anime lovers

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well now he's picking the trash anime from the garbage bin, hope everyone no one gets offended by that.

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you just perfectly neutralized it

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i have successfully evaded all whitelists and blacklists.

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Welcome to my greylist.

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But how did it go to the trash can in the first place? The legend says that anime was brought to earth by alien mech robots! It came from THE SKY!!!

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it was in the garbage bin because it's crap :3 someone misplaced it.

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xD trash is actually a suitable.. description

freedom of opinion :3

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The second to last paragraph of the text could also be said for a lot of US "Sitcoms" and stuff......

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+1

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Ban the moving Japanese comics.

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Banning anime VNs from Steam would be a nice start. (:

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wait a moment... so if we vote YES does it get banned, or is it NO to ban it...

what's going on with this poll

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yes and no.

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also maybe so?

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I believe the poll says "Anime = Plague", and that you can either answer "yes" or "no".
Well, theoretically anyways.

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yes

i think

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I believed you had to either say yes or no to anime
So many interpretations, I need a clarification

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Well, the fact that the poll has the game "Plague" regardless of the fact that the game is unrelated to the topic of the thread or the poll's question, I can only assume that the title of the game is some sort of interpretation of the nature of anime (in OP's personal opinion). The fact remains that the game added to the poll could be unrelated to the question itself is a possibility to be considered, and I would like to add that I'm just typing bullshit right now.

Have a nice day.

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This is probably like the 2nd time ever I see Plague on this site :D
Nobody makes giveaways for it, because no sales for it :/

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It would appear it is intentionally vague so it's impossible for you to choose a meaningful answer

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a TIE???

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then.. bananas for everyone?

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Let's all take this seriously and start a fight here.

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I think those are called torches.

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Okkk mister science!!

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Jerry is a douche, I hate him

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I still waiting a new album of "tool".
Oh, it's not this topic.

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They always lateralus down.

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If you want to troll, at least, hide your library if you have some anime games :/

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I...
I don't know how to vote in the poll. Does yes mean yes to anime or no to anime? I need to go rethink my life.

Also, does that exclude Japanese games also? Because I like my Metal Gear Solid 5 and Devil May Cry 4 and Nep Nep.

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I still haven't seen it, probably never going to actually watch it. I considered it, at one point, but I'm lazy.

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The ending was kinda meh.
But some episodes are actually good. And dat soundtrack.

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The ****

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LOL I'm dying. That poor sexualized hamster-chan. Q~Q

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You are poisoning my innocent mind. T__T

Ebichu is very adult in nature, and its explicit violence, innuendo, and sexual intercourse scenes could only be shown on DirecTV Japan.

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Sorry, i have an anime character based on myself...

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: D

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Is this real? Can phones do that? :V

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lmao

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No!! Beryll, don't watch! Save yourself!!!

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TOO LATE. LOVED IT. hahaha

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lmao

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This is the right moment where I hide to never be seen. Or, in other words, when I transform into a ninja!

gas bomb explodes

Ruaben is nowhere to be found

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I don't like anime

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:O

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...and I don't like ponies D:

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But I like Community! :D

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No one can deny that :)

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TheDopeFish, is this you? ö

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No, i just remember how in one post about csgo one guy posted this gif under you message.
This gif made me laugh and yes i have a good memory. I often read in forum threads, but never comment, because my english is bad.
I hope you intrigued (:

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TL;DR but yes, death to anime.

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I wanna see Jerry shoot Tom on the face with a .45

Is that a thing? I hope it's a thing.

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I'll give you this

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Wow.. Amazing.

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Don't forget their rumored suicide in the final episode.

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Hoping that the unrealistic expectation in cup size would make men apathetic towards real women, while at the same time keeping women at bay in their escapist vortex of satisfying but dishonest portrayal of what love actually is.

I can smell the whales from here.

And careful with satire, there are people that actually think like that.

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Step 1.) Denial

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You make some valid points, but on the other hand did the Tom and Jerry cartoon ever feature sexy neko cat girls with big boobs? I think not and that makes it culturally worthless...

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Didn't go for the suggestions category, eh?

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