what

This is why you don't use a real-looking pic as your avatar. You get stupid stuff like this.

I hope you realize that you seemed equally problematic. Pretending to be a girl ---> person making fun of you for pretending to be a girl by adding you on Steam and then talking to you about it.

9/10. Would read the sequel.

"[PROTECTED NAME]: that's very ambitious of you, Helen.
[PROTECTED NAME]: what size are your tits"

The whole thing is funny (scary), but this part really caught me off-guard. :D

PLOT TWIST:

Helen is already pregnant with Protected Name, but she didn't tell him.
18 years later a guy called Steven knocks on the Protected name's door and says "Dude, I'm your father....ehmm, I mean son".
Helen and Protected name will get together and will live happily ever after !

THE END

//// Hollywood did you get that ? ////

Well that brightened up my Tuesday. Thanks!

haha!

I love your style Helen :-)

How you achieve to attract those mads? And well, you was so bored to accept the role XD
It's weird he's probably thinking on your avatar picture while sending you those pervs comments¬¬
Waiting for the next chapter :D

Oh Helen, marry me!

OMG WTF LOL!!11!!1!ELEVEN!!!

Where is the second part? I want more to laugh :D

Helen, i am really sorry you two broke up. Hope you feel ok.

ahahahhahaha

I wish random adds were that funny with me... my most recent one is below

Random Add: Give me free games
Me: Sorry no
Random Add: But I love POSTAL, give me it.
Me: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
Random Add: My name is not Dave.
Me: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Random Add: I told you my name isn't Dave
Me: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Random Add: -Offline-

(For those unaware, I was quoting HAL 9000.)

I think you were both lieing and had trolling good fun ^^ If not, I wonder if that guy had someone specific in mind, that you had to look a certain way and that your name is Helen.

I am sorry it didn't work out, seen meeting random strangers who wants to know if you like to be choked and wants to hold you against the wall, is such a rare occurrence, that he would definitely have been a keeper :P

The hell...?
I would've gone for wrists on the ground >_>

He descibed what i would assume to be one hell of a night......> One things for sure if anyone ever creeps up on me in a dark alley, I shall Scream my Name is NOT HELEN

That was so worth the reading. :D
I bet, both of you enjoyed this little talk. :D

... What did I just read?

hey helen

Helen sounds like an evil name, can I call you Ellen instead?

I don't think this is going to workout, Helen.

Um..LOL

Wow. Just wow.