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"R u f or cd?"

"Why can't I giveaway Dota 2?"

On yahoo answers i saw someone asking if you could take a picture of your blood then email it to your doctor for a blood test.. -. -

"Me fukken your mom is my opinion smiley-with-a-crown"

seen on playdota forums after some guy wrote a wall of text and asked for.. well.. opinions.

"Can you catch dyslexia?"

How many is in a Brazilian?

Comment on an German tutorial video on Youtube, marked in title as "German":
"English, do you speak it motherfucker?" herpderp

"...maybe you're just smart enough to not waste money on a rehashed game. Free 2 Play? Sure, i'll give it a go. But based on screenshots, player feedback, videos, and the general appearance of the game, (CSGO) looks like a shitty rehash of a previous CS game; kind of like the shitty reskin that was L4D2."

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Some idiot doing LPs on Youtube posted "I'll do longer episodes if I get more thumbs up!"

Gave it a thumbs down it for the lulz.

"But they did that by themselves and now they are complaining: "Who how?", "Who when?", "Who where?"... That's how I understand it. But you have done it in that way, so that's why it seems obscurely now."
Quote from minecraft server's feedback.

All the quotes as a reastion to this video

"I have swag. Yolo".

This and this.

"Blacks Ops isn't only played by kids."

"My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why is this? this is not just OS .i have linux and vista both same thing so its not drivers" Usually, we keep our mouse on the table. But you know, I suppose you could probably use it in the air if you'd want to...

randomusername(ONLINE): "why can't i login on here? are the servers down?"