rules in ded:
Doing so nobody will ever call you gay... pointy ears nor compare you with a gay dryad...
you elves are considered gay... try to be a gnome... they don't ever take us seriously!
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The only rule concerning D&D elves I remember is the /tg/ one: It's not rape if it's an elf.
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Romney youre funny ! Gambling the lives of millions while playing game ! +1 to you sir !
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Funny how I could never bring myself to not dislike elves.
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You only get to do that when I get a copy of Jedi Knight. :C I lost all three of those giveaways and I dislike this intensely.
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That is the problem with elves; they always quick to take offense at the drop of a hat. They are so busy protecting plants, and starting wars over treatment of said plants, that they don't bother to make friends with the neighboring races. So, when people are reluctant to deal with the oh so quick to offend elves, they take it as a racist act. It isn't because you're a tree-humping, tights-wearing, wuss. It is because you're an uptight tree-humping, tights-wearing, wuss!
But, even with all that. I treat everyone who comes to my fortress equally. Everyone is equal when it comes to magma, they all burn!
--A Dwarf Fortress Player
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Any marks received from the likes of ELF will do me no harm. This organization is but a peanut in the ocean full of chocolate. However, the true identity of Cult is a dangerous game, as the last manchild that seeked out that information was wubwubwub'd into a surprise fit of delirium tremens.
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If you came to chat, maybe you'd understand our jokes.
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I tried to make my avatar the white power ranger in protest of this, but it didn't seem to work. Woe is me :(
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ELF = Elf Liberation Front?
Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front
...assuming I counted it right.
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Racism against elves is perfectly justified, seeing as how even God hates elves.
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