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Shut up you dirty elf.

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Uh, what.

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Do you know why I reply? To stay on the first page :)

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Dibs on Cyan.

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Hmmmm
(Undecided :/)

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Where are boobs :(

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I ask this question every day :|

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I want those nice boobs back :D

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+1

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+1

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As a male with very Elf-like features, I can assure you that this ACTUALLY IS an issue.

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Why don't you go point your ears elsewhere?!

edit: Well, that was a shitty 3000th post.

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ITS OVER 3000

FIXED: OKAY

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Lol, wasted on someone that bashes you at every opportunity.

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My D&D elf has suffered so much racism. :'(

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rules in ded:

  • dont ever play an elf among humans
  • dont ever play an elf among dwarfs
  • dont ever play a male elf outside an elf village.

Doing so nobody will ever call you gay... pointy ears nor compare you with a gay dryad...

you elves are considered gay... try to be a gnome... they don't ever take us seriously!

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The only rule concerning D&D elves I remember is the /tg/ one: It's not rape if it's an elf.

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Romney youre funny ! Gambling the lives of millions while playing game ! +1 to you sir !

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No Black Elves, Brother?!?

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Black Elves were considered a delicacy among green elves.

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Green elves are poisonous?

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Speaking of racism, sexism will be tolerated? :P

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sure,.... why not?

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Funny how I could never bring myself to not dislike elves.

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No options to show our Dark Elf pride? :|

Guess I'll have to settle with those bulky not-lithe night elves >.>

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I'll be taking away your wine bottle now.

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You only get to do that when I get a copy of Jedi Knight. :C I lost all three of those giveaways and I dislike this intensely.

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Tomato lost all 15.

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Yes, but I'm the one who deserves it, clearly. :(

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Clearly the god of karma, almighty lokonopa, did not agree.

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cg! Reroll! Use the power within your noble heart! Strike down this tyranny!

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We kobolds dont like sissy elves, they shoot us and hunt us down just because their babies are delicious

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elves no take candle

sorry, I HAD to do it

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That is the problem with elves; they always quick to take offense at the drop of a hat. They are so busy protecting plants, and starting wars over treatment of said plants, that they don't bother to make friends with the neighboring races. So, when people are reluctant to deal with the oh so quick to offend elves, they take it as a racist act. It isn't because you're a tree-humping, tights-wearing, wuss. It is because you're an uptight tree-humping, tights-wearing, wuss!

But, even with all that. I treat everyone who comes to my fortress equally. Everyone is equal when it comes to magma, they all burn!

--A Dwarf Fortress Player

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Elves are the progressive liberals of stories based in fantasy settings.

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The Blue Elves are honorable as they are tolerant. We do not have any influence that you claim. However, on a completely unrelated issue, Kaitlyn has been suspended until further notice.

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OMG. INVISIBLE BAN.

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I had to phone Cult while sobbing to lift that suspension. That reminder cuts deep, Kaitlyn.

Note: Don't drink and mod.

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Any marks received from the likes of ELF will do me no harm. This organization is but a peanut in the ocean full of chocolate. However, the true identity of Cult is a dangerous game, as the last manchild that seeked out that information was wubwubwub'd into a surprise fit of delirium tremens.

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Can you two hug each other already? Thanks.

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Fight!

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I blame lord of the rings they started the racist portrayal of elves :P

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I don't much like Elves myself.

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I like my Elves with a side of magma.

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I asked Kaitlyn if this was a puzzle giveaway. She said no.
I spent a half hour trying to come up with a way to make it one.
Then I gave up and played LoL.

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It's either a bad but elaborate joke, or an attempt at getting attention. I expected more from someone who has given so much :S

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If you came to chat, maybe you'd understand our jokes.

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Whoops, sorry guys :P

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affects* , not effects.

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Good god that's horrible.

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I tried to make my avatar the white power ranger in protest of this, but it didn't seem to work. Woe is me :(

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Takes a few hours to update.

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smurf

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ELF = Elf Liberation Front?

RECURSION ERROR (shortened for my protection)

Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Elf Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Liberation Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front Front

...assuming I counted it right.

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QUICHE

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Racism against elves is perfectly justified, seeing as how even God hates elves.

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