What would be your perfect home?

a big room with 10 million euros lying in the middle of it.

Large, underground bunker style house with lots of exits, secret passageways, hidden storage areas, and wired as a smart house using only open-source software. With a hot tub, attached workshop, and morgue-locker style air-conditioned cubby for a sleeping compartment (think like shadowrun returns). Oh and a stripper pole

Edit: one or more stripper poles

Personally I don't have a perfect home I can imagine. All I know is that I will feel like it's perfect once I have a GIGANTIC shower. Just straight up like a giant room that's entirely a shower but there's only like one showerhead in it so the size is pointless. But I want it anyway.

Two floor small house in a forest ... first floor will have the kitchen , nice veranda , a small tidy living room with an old couch some bookshelves and a fireplace .

A staircase in the back , leading to the second floor , 1 room is a workplace with PC and work related stuff , drawing board ... other room is bedroom , a room with a sloped roof and couple windows on it , and a tiny balcony with couple flowerpots .

Basement having some nice wine stored there , and some sausages hanging there to dry in open air ...

You know something along those lines ...

I've actually thought quite a lot about this (I watch a shit ton of home improvement/building-type shows) and honestly it's hard to say without being in the different types of homes and getting a feel for them. I lean towards midcentury/contemporary modern designs.

Norwegian prison. It supplies all basic needs: food, bed, internet, videogames. And government pays for it. Also it looks better than my current house. And I wouldn't have to work in it.

My perfect home would be a rather small and simple place with just the necessary in it. It would be rather dark, with smooth and soft illumination. Not an apartment, more like a little house. About decoration, I tend to enjoy more minimalist spaces, but not too minimalist. A lot of black and white happening, tons of art pieces hanging on the walls, little plants on pots, books in shelves, the smell of coffee in the air. It would be a quiet place, where I can feel safe, chill, peaceful. And I'd need some yard for my dogs to play (at least 2). That's more or less what I have in mind now. I'm curious about others' perfect homes now :)

Have you seen Ex Machina? That house.

Minimalistic place, not too big, a living room for people to hang out and play games/watch movies, some windows, not too noisy. I don't really care much about the decoration but maybe warm colors for the walls.

And a jacuzzi would be nice :D

4 wolls
1 rooff
1 dor with nob and key
1 windows
1 map: @ le woods or @ le sea

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My home - my Castle.
Everything in right place, everything practical, secure and easy to use.

My ideal home would probably be a big ass sailing yacht. That way when I get bored of the view of my front yard I just set sails and off into the sunset I go. No idea how big it would have to be to avoid getting crammed inside but I assume 35m+, probably larger. State of the art communication systems, GPS, water filtration system and whatnot. A couple of deckchairs, a place for a hammock and some planters for a little herbgarden and some vegetables (like in Waterworld) on deck. Also a place for a Zodiac raft to go shopping from nearby islands and maybe a jetski. Obviously it would also need a motor for when the winds fail me.

Fairy tale cottage.

The things I would like most in a house would be; Gym + hot tub + mini-theater 'esk room for watching movies / playing games. Beyond that I don't care much.

Two storey house with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms on the upper floor, one bathroom being attached to the main bedroom.
On the main floor, there would be open space for general living from the main entrance to about half way of the length of the house. From there, on one side would be the stairs leading up and on the other side, a half bathroom. The remaining space would be the kitchen/dining area. The kitchen would definitely have an island counter. There would be a big sliding patio door leading to a wooden patio with the remainder of the back yard being just grass.

When I was a kid I dreamt about living in big home, with many rooms, garden etc. But then I became adult and realized someone gotta clean all this space and I hate cleaning ;p So I changed my dreams ;P I'd like medium flat in some good neighbourhood. Something like 50-70 square meters, with a big kitchen (it's a must, I love cooking, cooking helps me relax, I can spend whole day in kitchen preparing 4 course meal for friends, but doing this in 4 sq m kitchen I have right now is really problematic ;p) and a big balcony to sit on fresh air with a cup of tea or a beer and a book :> I also always dreamt of having even a small media room - with PC, TV, consoles and hi-fi set. It's fine to have PC in your bedroom, but when you want to play )especially coop using voip) and your fiancee sleeps 2m from you it's not really an option ;p

I don't have to describe it. I want the Spencer Mansion located in the Arklay Mountains.
With puzzles but without zombies, dogs, birds, snake, etc.

Secluded.
Dark but not pitch black.
Big indoor rooms, not too many, 3 bedrooms perhaps?
Land at the back so I can play football and keep animals, sheep, chickens, cows and horses.
Not too hot in summer, not too cold in winter.
In the countryside but not isolated from humanity.
A garage for a car.
Room for friends to stay.
Friends live close enough to see daily.
STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION! Holy Christ this should have been the first thing I said.

Perfect home : medium wooden house on mountain Tara :) .I'm sick of the city and people .I need peace and fast internet deep in the mountain :) .

Two story house, a bit secluded but not far from a town(biking distance), lots of green around, maybe near a lake.
The house itself has a lot of open spaces but at the same time is organised in a way that most areas can't see the others.
A living room with a fireplace, an elegant dining room, a big kitchen with a central bench, a study and a bathroom. Upstairs are the bedrooms and a couple more bathrooms.
Mostly earthly colors, nothing too bright, nothing too dark, just a clean and cozy look.
Favorite place the wooden table at the back yard.
And the house comes with someone that cleans it :P

Nice garden, enough rooms (alot of houses here i find small especially in the west part), that is enough for me.

A basement. Without any sunlight. There, I can cry alone.

Oh what about this... Bran Castle, Romania (Dracula's Castle)

I think it was even for sale a ways back.

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