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Dubstep gun

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Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

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cum gun xd

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0_o

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Well... At least he's original.

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not sure, that is probably common in japan.

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Hahah

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If stuff that's common in Japan wasn't original here, we would be bored all the time, ain't that right?

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wel... yeah...

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+100

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How about tentacle gun... or something

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there is actually a cum gun in postal 3

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Just handload some 12 gauge shells with harded cum.

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I already got one.

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Superultimatemegahardcoreepic gundestroyingeverylittlethingthatmovesevenabitandevennotsoitseverythingisntithuh with function of superterriblehorribleepicultimatemegashittybazookalikesomethingthatcanmakethiasuperulitmatemegahardcoreepicweaponevenmoresuperultimatemegahardcoreepicweapon...

I'm proud of myself.

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exactly

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Why hasnt anyone given this man a Cookie ?

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Why hasn't anyone given this cookie a man?

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Why hasn't cookie given a man anyone ?

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Why hasn't man given this a cookie anyone ?

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Why give cookie, man?

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Man cookie give why?

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Why cookie? Whyyyyyyy....

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Why cookie cookied cookie man?

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Why man cookie man cookie cookie? Cookie?

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CHAIN BROKEN MUHAHAHA...

I`m such a bad person.

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Cookie cookied cookie chain broken omg feels like so badass cookie chain destroyer why cookie cookied why? D:

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It would look like a stack of papers. No one would ever guess.

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Memory remix glove with a long range.

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A gun that makes you happy.

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<3

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I remember seeing a weapon like that in a movie. Orgazmorator was it called I believe.

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Quad Barrel 50 cal Revolver with a foregrip and silencer.

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Probably i will copy the Z-saber from Megaman X, it's cool as a Jedi's light saber, but also can become fire, ice, electricity and probably more.

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Slo-Mo gun.
Whoever you shoot goes in Slo-Mo until you shoot them again.

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Dead Space!

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Super Mario Bros.!

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I just want a weapon that can punch people over the internet.

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Lol, if only it were faster/cheaper to get to people over the internet

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maybe a long range bow with customizable arrows...

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No limits?

Time freeze gun. Who/whatever is hit gets frozen in time for a predefined period of time or until hit again. Handgun-size would be a bonus, firerate is probably not that important.

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Ooh. Time travel. Meet your grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand children and witness the end of time.

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Kitty cannon. It'll shoot the fluffiest cats ever, and everybody dies to overload of cuteness. Then I'll steal their wallets.

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HAhahaha xD

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Hahahahahaha

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awesomenauts

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That reminds me of Postal 2 silencer.

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IKR xD

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a 3 barrel spinning automatic pistol with modified large mag

Err.. also something that intrigues me, you know those "old fashioned" pistols where the magazine goes under the receiver rather than inside the grip? So yeah, one of those but the magazine is like M60 ammo... lots and lots of ammo... and the barrel itself is silenced... Oh, and the pistol has a sniper scope and no recoil.

I think in guns, it's actually smaller = cooler. The big clunky ones just seem compensating for something.

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you should play some Borderlands.

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I do have Borderlands, why?

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because all the guns you described exists there.

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Seriously? An LMPISTOL?

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well, borderlands 2 have this pistol that spawns with a Barrel mag
and others with the mag under the receiver

also there is a lot of pistols with a scope, mostly revolvers. (big scopes are more common on Borderlands 1)

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downloads Borderlands again

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Those guns are awesome!

It kinda reminds me of BlackLight Retribution, yoy could simply put a sniper scope on a hand gun XD.

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are you saying "one does not simply put a sniper scope on a handgun?

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In blacklight it is/was possible, but thw scope was almost as big as your gun.

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A brown noise cannon. Hilarious times guaranteed. (ಠ‿ಠ)

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I think the Mythbusters confirmed that it's not real.

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Just watched it. Damnit, why mythbusters.. WHY??!! I can't believe it.. there MUST be a way to fully harvest the true power of the brown noise!

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It would look like Anne Hathaway.

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A gun that turns people into French.

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The look of the ACR from MW2 and ARX 160 from Ghosts combined, with the sound of a CS Deagle and an MW2 UMP45 combined.

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SWORDSPLOSION Shotgun

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I had an idea but I forgot as soon as I read the comments... :(

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Gunblade

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:D

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A bow that fires swords

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I think mine would look like pink unicorn. It would fart out poisonous gas that burns in contact with any kind of spark. Oh, and of course - that pink unicorn would make funny sounds when farting.

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Red faction much?

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Oh, I know what. It'd be a real live
BANHAMMER

To crush noobs.
}:-)

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That are fists...

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A Pinball Rocket Launcher, just like in that old Unreal Tournament mod.

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