thank you,
Death: It's your time. give me your hand
Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: high fives
Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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Thanks :) here's my joke : A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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hey Guys.
I just got an extra invite from Warner Bros to play the closed beta of their upcoming game Infinite Crisis. I would like to give it away to someone lucky who didn't get access yet. I will do a give away. Here are the rules:
I will provide the Closed Beta Key to you via email or if you want I can add you as friend on steam and can give you the key over on Chat.
Be Lucky.
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EDIT 2: Right now I have 9:20 in my watch. I will close this giveaway at 9:45, that is 25 minutes from now, even if the no. of entries stays same. I will contact the winner within 5-10 minutes of that. Thanks
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