tomato ;P

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That's all, thank you

Seeing the amazing number of bad jokes and puns all over this post, I think one should just thank the OP and leave the comedic act to someone who knows how to properly pull out a decent joke and make everyone laugh.

Thanks.

MY mind is fucked upp after playing amnesia during night with headset in the dark :O

Don't tell me what to do, and I won't tell you where to go...

And here is my Story: Once upon a time I sit in my chair and i was playing Modern(fcking) Warfare (fcking) 3 which i get 1 day before on my birthday... I was camping in a house and had a 24. killstreak so only 1 kill left for a MOAB... and a Akimbo noob came and kill me my laptop flew against the wall so it was broken i went to Saturn(In germany it´s a popular shop for technology) and i saw that the same laptop 300€ more costs than mine i have cried all day and the parts were still in the living room so i kick them until they were dust... and at the end I were unhappy and buy a Ps3 and the same situation the same place 24 kills camping akimbo noob comes and kill me....The player flew against the wall and shattered into a thousand pieces and in the end I had neither money nor time to buy something new so there is no happy ending and i lived without a console until yesterday. End Hope you enjoyed it

When i was small, poor baby, i was a Pony.

I prefer listen some 80's music when I drive my '89 Mustang than writing some crappy story. :P

I woke up. I wanted a peach. I went to the store. I bought a peach. I came back home. I ate the peach. Fin.

I have a exam tomorrow :(!!

Well...

Fortix.

There isn't a better comment than that! :P

I wish people would stop saying "good luck" on their giveaways. Only one person can win, meaning only one can have good luck and everyone else has bad luck.

A guy walked, and walked, and walked, and then he sat down.

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

how lucky can i be to win