Windows and Office GA

All hail the mighty AOL Diskette. "You've got mail!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPMAoXEJ4Q

Edit: Wow, somehow I remembered my password and I just logged into my AOL account and it still exists from about 13 years ago. And it asked me my security question to get into my account settings. "What is your favorite book", Answer: "None". lol

When your wits are hampered by slow typing (or slow brain,) how could they be effective against an AOL diskette? I like to explore that possibility. by pitting wits against Gwar.

Aren't Voodoo and an AOL Diskette the same thing?

Using a Credit Card. Also do we get multiple shots?

Warm wind blowing.
Bright sunshine on her cheeks.
Butterflies flying around.
A perfect saturday afternoon.
EARTH EXPLODES!
Everybody dies.

EDIT: realized it was exactly 20 words and you wanted UNDER 20, so fixed :D:

motor p

transsexual peanut butter gets run over by a bus while on a first date. Its fatal.

HahahathisstoryactuallyhasonewordbecauseIdidnotuseanyspacesorcommasorshit

He's fascinated by the sea of beautiful lanterns flying in the night, until he sees what actually makes them shine.

Transsexual dog running on stairs and fall on the clouds on fridge :D

      To Her
by A.J. Kishel

Against darkening storm he flung himself single-minded, crying in anguish as frozen feet dragged him to hearth and home.

Went to my ex's wedding with a hot new date. She wasn't happy seeing me with her father.

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

Having spent his fortune building his dream machine, he realized too late he'd overlooked one final piece; an OS.

19 words of horror story goodness

I'm not trying to win again, just thought it was funny.

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i wake up. bad dream. nothing but weird stuff.
leave for work. .. cant.. yawn... wheres my mouth? blue pill?

:) hope for a copy :D

The camel wasn't
The llama was
You just couldn't see it
Because of all that fuzz

This just popped into my head after reading the other comments :U

An AOL Diskette once saved my life. I'd tell you how, but I only got 20 words for this :D

I wonder if the present internet still fits into a diskette as it did in the 90's.

Thanks for all the GAs.

I've never played.. how does it end?

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. American Pie, Michelle Flaherty (Alyson Hannigan)

Okay, here's my entry:-

Once upon a time, a llama decided to give away copies of Windows 7

The End

Two llamas on the loose in a retirement community were lassoed into Internet fame after escaping their owner on Thursday.

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The Hero carried Diskettes on a tray.
The Villain appeared for a fight.
The hero survived the fray.

Original version of the "story" which I like better but its more then 20 words.

Our hero awoke one day,
carrying AOL Diskettes on a tray.
The villain appeared,
then a fight as all feared,
The hero survived the fray.

I use sword against the aol diskette.
.....
That exchange of blows felled both the hero and immortal demon. All of hero's friends rushed; they smiled afterwards.

Nerka where is your Steam background from?